My 19 year old daughter has just been diagnosed (Just! After her first year at Uni) as dyslexic. I have just read the 20 page report and it seems that dyslexics have similar problems and struggle to take in/process information quickly. It could be that your man had the same issues?
When you put a screen protector on and find that little bit of dust that is right in the middle of the screen.
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The lazy little scroat who left his used teabag on the side right next to the big bin where they are supposed to go - you bone idle shit bag.
And a shout out to the git who keeps gobbing chewing gum into the urinal and blocking it up. If I find you, you will be invited to have a ârechewâ.
Dog owners who think theyâre being a responsible owner by picking up after their dog and hanging the bag on a tree or fence for someone to retrieve it for them. WANKERS!
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The times your missus turns out to be right about something.
For example, you being the dozy cunt that mislaid his passport, and not, as you once claimed, by her âafter I gave it to youâ.
I must say, the experience is quite exarcerbated when said passport is found in amongst your belongings, in your mancave, concealed for over a year by all the accumulated detritus your lazy arse didnât pick up.
Not recommended.
We have someone who just leaves them in the sink. There are only about 20 of us in our office. All the same team. I have my suspicions who it is.
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Office grasses.
I was doing some work on a site, where it became quickly apparent that the peons werenât a big fan of the boss. There was some justification, and I had zero problems with the mice squeaking about his deficiencies when the cat was off gallivanting.
I had considerably more problems when I discovered that one of them had reported El Jefe to HR for vaping in the office. Gave the pair of them a massive dressing down, explaining my expectation in this office was that weâd look out for each other, not try to fuck people up because you donât like being told what to do.
If they could do it to him, whatâs to stop them from doing it to anyone else? Total cuntâs trick.
Bonus HR story:-
Used to work with a very angry man. Worse than I for starting fights and had the quietest phone in the office because his customers were scared of him. I used to stand up to him when he started, but often just let him shout himself out.
One day, he started on the latest of a long line of kick offs. Heâd surprised us all by turning up to work with a degree of frequency, so they were virtually daily. Iâd remained silent all week, but couldnât keep quiet this time, and directed the following comment to his reddening face.
âFor fuckâs sake, mate. Go and have a wankâ
Silence descends among the other colleagues in the room as he walks across over to front me. Crimson at this point, he says.
âIf you EVER say that to me again, Iâll put you out of that window and report you to HR!â.
âWhat, in that order?â, I gently enquire.
Wives who are really good at hiding belongings so it looks like itâs you that misplaced them and not her. Evil.
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The electoral register waiting until just now to tell us that our postal applications are too blurry to be accepted.
Itâs a 'kin conspiracy. Can see two people under 30, so trying to stitch us up to ensure a Leave vote.
Dinosaur pricks.
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why canât i Vote Online ffs? I will not be near home on Voting day, so I done the Register today and selected Email, and they just Emailed me a form which I have to Post back to Council, then the Council will post me a voting form, and then I have to post that back too. Thatâs a lot of posting ffs. I havenât posted anything in prob 10 yrs, Iâm not even sure how itâs done. Do you need Stamps still? Where do I get Stamps from, do I go into post office and say, one stamp pls, and give them 35p or whatever? Fkn crazy.
what did you do, wipe ur bollocks with it?
EU red tape and bureaucracy, mate 
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Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @KRG
The electoral register waiting until just now to tell us that our postal applications are too blurry to be accepted.
Itâs a 'kin conspiracy. Can see two people under 30, so trying to stitch us up to ensure a Leave vote.
Dinosaur pricks.
EU red tape and bureaucracy, mate
Youâre talking bollocks, thereâs no such thing as EU red tape and bureaucracy*.
*Thatâs how this works right?
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I love temping at the Electoral Commision - we will be leaving, you can count on that.
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Oh I know. Another case of the oldies fucking over the younger folk, again.
Thanks guys.
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We aim to please.
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When the funny people leave a forum, leaving a dull, insipid shell of a âcommunityâ.
When those same people donât have the courtesy to take out a full page ad in the paper announcing where they now reside.
Iliketowatch
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The votingone they actually pay for the postage. So sounds like you will still have to spend some money on stamps. Theyâre bloody expensive now. Maybe get a mortgage.
People.
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