😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

As mentioned, our hotel doubles as an OAP home.

Mrs P_F has gone to her Sister to help final prep before 1st Communion.
I’m in shorts & tee shirt, take the present down to car. Stop outside for a smoke.

Confused orderly comes up waving arms and saying something. I check, yes I’m in the smoking area. I do my standard English and smile thing.
Orderly says, come you late for sewing class…
Ouch. Possibly THE most hurtful thing EVER.
It’s turned me into a snowflake, I’m OUTRAGED.
Cvnts

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you say that, when I flew into Amsterdam beginning of the year. Stood in the queue for Passport control and an amazonian sized Dutch immigration official says I can go and use the pensioners lane. I went across because it was empty not because I am bloody old :smile:

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Still in denial you old fart…:lou_eyes_to_sky:

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Polish family parties. We had 4 courses. We had communion cake kind of a fresh cream Blackforest Gateaux
Then they bring more food! Sadistic bstds…
Mind you the homemade Kielbasa is amazing!

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I thought it was a family thing but no.
Seems Poland simply have never heard of, and Leroy Merlin *think B&Q on steroids" just confirmed it.
Nowhere sells nor uses a standard English garden home. The flat thing for weeding not the other :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Seriously. No wonder they thought I was a space alien.
So now I have to get one back here on Ryanair.
Ffs
Yeah I know just get the head pack with glasto returns etc but weird they aren’t sold

I’ve watched more YouTube than telly in the last five years. As a consequence, I am fertile ground for YouTube Premium, which I’ll happily pay just not to have to press ā€œSkip Adā€ all the fucking time.

With that in mind, there should be a special place in hell assigned to the fuckers that embed their wank ads into the vid itself.

This place in hell should play nothing but Squarespace and Wix adverts.

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Grammarly cunts :lou_angry:

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Them too.

Instant dislike for any vid doing this trick,whether I like the vid or not.

Peer audits. Just been brought in. We have to audit our colleagues in our team. We are a small team. I reviewed mine today (on a none work day as I cannot find time in normal work day to do the blooming thing). So now I have to give feedback to a more experienced colleague who I’ve known a few years. She has to give me feed back. Fail, requires improvement, good and outstanding. Ffs. It will end in tears.

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Is peer audits some kind of code for grassing a colleague up? All seems a bit Soviet Unionesy to me, but i’m no expert. Over to you Bazza.

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I think it was termed 360 degree appraisals a few years back. A jolly wheeze thought up by management consultancy firm - for a lot of cash, to develop open dialogue and trust between all levels of staff in an organisation. It’s a pile of pants. I always got great reviews, which I like to think was nothing to do with me deciding on pay and bonuses for staff. Nor anything to do with me trying to reduce pay and bonus awards…I think you can see the flaw.

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We were supposed to do them. Our HR guy had his passport in for renewal so I flew from Dubai to Galway for a 30 minute 360 review.
HR guy was a best mate appraisal was only 30 minutes because we were in The Keys pub by 3pm.
I even planned it over a weekend early May, saw a Saints game Saturday, played cricket Sunday & had to fly business.
They never bothered again, think my dinner & beer expense bill was about €200

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I think it comes from wanting to improve services but I think they’ve just copied what has been used before (managers auditing and giving feedback) to colleagues on same level in same team. I am going to give some feedback. See if they take on board what I say.

They will to your face and bitch about you when you’re not around…

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Southwestern Train strike and trying to get to work - that’s all I have to say

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Stop trying. Problem solved :blush:

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Today is the one day I have to get in to town Will be ā€œworkingā€ from home tomorrow and probably the rest of the week :+1:

Yeah. I saw yesterday it’s on. Heading back to Southampton Friday night. I’ve cancelled any plans in case it takes me ages.

Finishes Saturday night, which is a pain as Fam CS are due to go up to London for lunchtime/ afternoon beer and food.

Middle son is on vacation with his wife for 3 weeks i Namibia I mentioned to daughter whether she’d heard anything.
This afternoon hes been singing across photos.
OMG. And it’s made me effing jealous

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