😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
4684

It’s also permissible to insert a Stanley knife into each of the tyres, pour sugar into the fuel tank (after removing the petrol cap with said sledgehammer) and for a nice touch drop a lighted match into the pool of flammable liquid that happened to get poured in through the windows after they were smashed…or simply call the police, give them the reg number and say you think it’s stolen and being used by a drug pusher.

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4685

Interesting 2nd option. Also possible in our area.

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4686

2nd option worked when me and Mrs CS used to live off Caledonian Rd - well before the Kings Cross redevelopment (more Barnsbury tbh but off-Callie sounds more edgy)

4687

Oh yeah worked around that area so know it well. Cally is well dodgy.

We came home tonight to find our road blocked off by about 5 police cars. Got out of taxi and walked past several police surrounding a young handcuffed man. Could hear one officer saying “we will sort your head wound first, then your hand”. We also saw police checking under cars.

So yeah reckon can use 2nd option.

4688

The women in front of me in Sainsburys who wanted to use all the vouchers they’d collected but not the right ones for that particular shop. It took forever. Be thrifty by all means. But be organised with it.

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4689

Drives me mad too. Waiting in line at the checkout, some woman standing there while about 4 carrier bags worth of groceries slowly go down the belt, then the cashier says, 'that will be 60 quid or whatever, woman then starts rummaging through her bag, 'Now where did i put my purse". Eventually finds purse, opens it, slowly counts the money in it, not enough, “now where did i put my chequebook”. Aaargh!

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4690

Online shopping removes all that.

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4691

Except when you can’t remember where you left your bank cards…

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4692

In your purse Cob :wink:

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4693

Which is in a handbag somewhere obvs :handbag:

4694

So many handbags you don’t know where to look?
Are you Imelda Marcos of Surrey?

4695

That was shoes :grin::grin::grin:

4696

Yeah, but Cobs a bag lady(is that the correct term?) and as far as i know all women are one or the other.

4697

That’s Barry that is…

4698

You calling me a tramp @Saint-or-sinner ?

4699

I prefer the term cheap, but whatever you desire :joy:

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4700

Both.

4701

No question mark, so you’re not asking?

4702

I see…you favour a cheap tramp…who knew? :lou_lol:

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4703

I do consider myself very good value for money tbf

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