Being back at Heathrow 5 hour 30 minutes until flight isnāt annoying.
Itās missing you guys on a matchday that is!
Happy summer gang.
More beer time
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I quite like chai and when I want a nice warming drink Iāll ask for a soya chai latte (I know, I know I am one of them)
How many times have I ended up with a latte? I didnāt discover this until I was on a train so cannot return it.
Anyway itās keeping my hands warm.
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People booking meetings late on Friday so instead of getting stuck into the Chenonceau that is in the Fridge, I have to tell some Swiss gimp that he is being an unreasonable twat without upsetting him
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I was meant to have supervision but because Iām on calls and had a few I needed to process have postponed. 3rd postponement.
One of those nights.
Offered 2 free tickets & accommodation in Cologne to see Phil Collins in concert. The day Mrs P_F will be flying back from work trip to Dubai & day b4 I fly to Glasto. Cant go.
Invite for corporate Inc Hotel for Eng v SL at Headingly the day before that. I have a much needed day running a training course. Canāt go.
Not checking the colour of the water in the filter & subsequent effects meant didnāt go to Beer Festival yesterday. All tickets sold out for today.
On the plus side the sun is finally shining.
Sounds like sabotage to me 
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Women getting ready
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I may have mentioned changing the registered address of my UK Bank account.
Thought it was all sorted bar them sending the final digital secure key code by post to said address.
It arrived today.
It expired on 23rd.
They sent it 2nd class UK mail ffs. It took 15 days to arrive
Have to start again.
The little shit who lives over the back and keeps kicking his football over the fence
Funny that he doesnāt shoot towards his mums flower beds
He is also a gobby obnoxious git
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Stab it with a knife and trow it backā¦you can do the same to the ball. 
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Funily enough my wife is another one of theseā¦
Woman incapable of drinking entire mug of tea
Anyone else have one?
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Yep & insists on having a large mug.
Drives me mad
yeah thatās me now.
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Is it just my partner or do many men do this? Picks a band then listens to them for hours on end, can be for days.
Not meā¦although in my younger days I listened to an LP every day for something like a year but not exclusively.
Bare Wires - John Mayallās Bluesbreakers
After The Goldrush - Neil Young
Most of her albums - Joni Mitchell
Illinois - Sufjan Stevens.
Count your blessings is what Iād say to that. Though I guess it might be pleasant to spend some time in Cologne.
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Young children and Hangovers
The Ayatollah has just bollocked me for bribing our friends twins for five quid for who can be the quietest
It will cost me a tenner but it is worth it
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Realising that you could have got the bet away for a quid
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When you do something as asked by your partner but turns out you do it wrong. Why donāt they just do it?
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Donāt get me started. My wife will spend 10 minutes giving me precise instructions on how to do something she could do herself in 30 seconds. Then she will invariably complain about how Iāve done it.
Still, the divorce is on itās way 
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