I donāt know what my postcode is here. 
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Astro sports have got the Saints game on but only tomorrow
- 10:00 AM
(D) PL 2017/18: SOU vs BHA
- Premier League 2017/18: Southampton vs Brighton, from St. Maryās Stadium, Southampton.
a) Thisāll make you remember next time
b) You chose to work there for bucket loads of tax free cash so sympathy is in short supply 
c) Arenāt most of the lights (read candles) made from whale or seal fat, wonāt that help?
Love you really @gwc
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I think if they want to underline their point they should be all making future appearances in one of theseā¦
ā¦of course emptying the potatoes first.
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See when I saw the moans about Sheeran winning I thought it was because his song was really poor. But now I see there are some people complaining that he won against 4 talented women etc. Iāve not read that its about objectifying a womanās body. I made just that comment to my partner the other day that Sheeran never mentions her intelligence itās all about the body.
Iāve no idea about the other songs in that category. I quite like Pink but not heard her new stuff. Gaga is ok.
The song is rubbish. Read the lyrics if you cannot face hearing it once again (all the time in Thailand).
Exiting the toilet after washing and drying your own hands only to grab the handle and its wet 
Was it wet because the person in front did not dry his hands after washing them?
or
Was it wet because the person in front did not wash or dry his hands ?
Do I need to wash my hands again?
what to fucking do?
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Waking up and realising Barry has been right.
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When your life is a trade in the negative every downturn is greeted like a triumph. Bazza is on a high but running so out of control I fear heās heading for an aneurysmā¦heās in the dangerzone according to a report today
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I looked at the moon last night as instructed by lots of people on the telly. It looked bright as it always does when it is full on a clear night but it wasnt the size of a beachball as per the pics on the telly. I feel robbed. What was all the fuss about?
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Being allergic to work. Well I think thatās the issue. 2 days of work this week Iāve ended the day wirh a migraine and feeling quite sick (trying to do a presentation for interview is a struggle). Halfway through today and migraine is starting.
It must be work?
Did you try shouting at it?
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It could actually be stress?
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Or booing it.
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It could very well be. Have a chat with your doc Niki
GP will be good for dishing out painkillers, Dr Gav says āāThere is lots of research pointing to dysfunction of the upper cervical spine and musculature (which can be caused by stress) causing over stimulation of the trigeminal nucleus of the brainstem, resulting in headaches/migraines.āā
Dr Gav recommends seeking out a physio with experience of assessing and treating such conditions.
Dr Goat recommends cutting down to just the one bottle of gin per evening.
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@goatboy , @gavstar , @sadoldgit and @fatso - thanks for all the suggestions. I am feeling exasperated at work but not stressed (Iāve been there before so I donāt think itās that). After several fab massages whilst on holiday and now going back to desks and PCs Gav may not be far off. Iāve not even had an alcoholic drink since I came back.
A colleague however has scared me witless suggesting it may be something to do with mosquito bites. So will check out those symptoms once Iāve done this bloody presentation.
Ffs donāt google it @intiniki - itāll be something terminal I can guarantee it.
What is it they tell you about taking advice from strangers on tāinterweb? unless youāve met Drs Goat, Gav, SOG & Fatso of course.
Iāve met one of them. A thoroughly unreliable character if ever there was oneā¦ An unholy trinity plus a spare. 
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Ok, hands up who paused and checked no one was looking before they clicked that link.
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