not long before Niki goes full D-FENSā¦
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My accounts team have had chirstmas songs on the radio for 3 weeks now. I am hping that secret santa brings me a sledge hammer
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Finally find some fleeces
At an outlet store
Attached to North Face & Jack Wolfskin Goretex coats - actual originals - so finally warm on tuk tuk.
And see itā going back up to 30C tomorrow afternoon.
Tbf at Ā£20 each they were a shopping bargain so not all lost.
Angkor Wat is worth selling your Mother to see when get time will sort a report out but fvck me it is EPIC.
Itās like you are observing me in the office!
My colleague came back and asked them to turn one down as she could hear herself on the phone.
Xmas food shopping - seriously how much food do you need. The Ayatollah is working on the assumption that either several thousand people will drop by over Christmas or that the supermarkets will remain closed until March.
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Why why why so many fuckinā nuts! We donāt eat nuts during the other 51 weeks in the year, why do we have to have an endless supply of them for Christmas week when nobody but me will touch them. What am I supposed to do with them allā¦squirrell them away in the garden for the summer months?
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Donāt even start me on food shopping - the supermarkets are closed for one day. One fucking day ffs!!!
More important is that Mrs C_S has chosen a slot to pick up the Xmas bird product between 10 & 12 on Saturday. I then need to drive down to the Forest to fetch the folks. How the fuck do I do that and get back for the kick-offā¦?!
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When you take your son to the Imax in Soton to watch the new Star Wars film and he start feeling ill just as the film is starting. He goes to the loo and is sick!!
Guess who forked out Ā£30 to watch 10 minutes of the film?
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No spoilers please
Heading off on a trek up a mountain through the jungle 60km from civilisation.
To pass a bar 20m into the hike
Belting out Ed Sheeran at full volumeā¦
Which we could still hear a kilometre away
Spoiler: It had carrots in itā¦it always does.
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Having to schlep it up to that there London while all other smug bastards are still festering in their pits
I hate you all. You know who you areā¦
Not me. I went to work today. Only one in bar my manager for our team. Pretty damned annoyed.
Being nice to everybody to stop offending them.
Fuck em the deserve to be told they are fucking idiots.
Driving back from work the other day, there was a news item on the radio which mentioned Coventry. The chap reading it (this was on Radio 4, naturlich) pronounced it CUVentry. That always gets on my tits. Itās fucking COVentry FFS. What a cont.
Perhaps he knows something we hadnāt considered. Perhaps heās a Warlock. 
Turning over your Saints 2018 calendar to have a photo of a smirking Virgil van Traitor on the January page!!
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Courier companies who just lie. I have just been notified by DHL that at 17.24 they attempted to deliver to Rymans on the local high st. I was in that Rymans at 17. 45. Looking up the delivery.
Not to mention ones who claim theyāve attempted to deliver when Iāve been home all day waiting for it.
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I am on emoji 24 of a 26 course sampler dinner at Gaggan 2 Michelin star fishery.
I have taken a picture of every explosion of flavour.
Iā annoyed because I know I wonā remember the most stunning taste in the morning
The raw sea scallop deconstructed curry or the Japanese Milk Cake Champagne explosio.
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One good thing about an emoji menu is that it wonāt leave you feeling bloated.
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