Just popped into town for a few bits and pieces. What a sad sign of the times that the High Street is ringed by large concrete barriers and there are armed police patrolling West Quay.
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Originally posted by Cobham Saint
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-42321236
Oh ffs, some people need to get a life
The fact this makes the news makes my blood boil
Must be a slow news day
What is really annoying about this is that the âconcernedâ party sent the pictures to the BBC not the police or care services. I would suggest they were more concerned with their own professional outrage than they were the kids.
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When people in the queue at the supermarket who are clearly together decide to pay for things separately. The obviously married couple in front of me today made 3 separate payments for their stuff which all went in the same trolley before they fucked off. Fucking cunts.
maybe they were doing seperate shops for their elderly neighbours who canât get out out this time of year fats, maybe they were getting in much needed supplies for Soggy and slowlane, and they needed seperate receipts to prove they werenât ripping the old geezers off, ever think of that hmmm? hmmmmmm?? either that or they are indeed cunts.
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I donât give a shit, @gavstar .Theyâre cunts, simple as that. So are the alleged old people who are too lazy to go to the shops themselves.
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Hereâs another one from this morningâŚlollipop people who stop cars to allow people to cross even though there a fully functional pedestrian crossing 50m along the road. Happens all the time round my way. Sack the lot is what I say.
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The lollipop woman on my route to work operates on an actual fkn toucan crossing. Itâs fkn ridiculous. I mean, a mum wanders up with her kids and the lolliop woman presses the button, waits for the green man & the beeping, marches out in front of the traffic that has already stopped cos of fkn red light, holds up her lollipop all self important, and then waves the mum across.
I mean. Whatâs the point?
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Maybe sheâs like Milton from Office Space?
She was actually replaced with the Toucan crossing, in a cost cutting measure, 5 years ago. However she never handed the gear back and the council couldnât afford to chase her up on it.
Now every day, in a fit of nostaligia and because she has nothing else to do, she wonders to the Toucan crossing to let the children across.
Have some heart @bearsy
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One day @fatso youâll have a carer and be very greatful for their selfless goodwill. With the temperature hovering around the 10c mark us oldies find it sensible to send out youngsters to do our shopping. 
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My bet is she was a couple of days away from 30 years of unbroken lollipop duty when she was cruelly replaced before she could be awarded her MBE.
BASTARDS!!
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Realising that you are the only person to have used up all of their holiday allowance before december and are now facing a week of solitude juggling everyone elses half finished bullshit whilst they get twatted on eggnog.
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When youâe spent months planning a dream vacation. Arrive to find the region having an unexpected cold spell.
Youâe only packed t shirts & shorts and itâ 15C at night and the only clothes in the country with long sleeves are Columbia Ski jackets at an outlet storeâŚ
Been in Siem Reap a night frozen. But what a place already met local Saints fan Paul Eales beer $0.5 a glass and the food is sensational.
Temple time now 5am alarm ffs but still freezing 5C below normal! In the wind itâ a nightmare!
Full reports and pics later
Jeez D_P (Parrrrp sort out the user name thingy) - hasnât been working for a bit
Anyway, fuck you miserable gits, everyone else go and have a merry merry Xmas - if you and your designated deity allows - if not enjoy the end of the year and the coming of the lightâŚ!
SorryâŚCunts
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ErrmâŚhave been out on the sauce most of the day with a well sporting body who happen to be one of my clients. Nice we met in town rather than in NW LondonâŚ
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Well fit (as in person) or well known (as in Company)?
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Company unfortunately
Have a hurty head & have to go out and do it all over again today - get pissed that isâŚ
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No sympathy for corporate drinking. Some of us would give their right nut to get shitfaced this afternoon. It might help me forget the dumb twats that I employ asking me how to load paper in the printer because the IT wallah is on holiday. How the fuck some of these people ever got a degree is beyond me.
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We usually have 6 workers and a manager in our team. This week we have 3 on leave and one left. So thereâs just 2 of us and the manager. So juggling new work and my colleagues cases too. I am so full of festive joy.
The 2 radios on opposite sides of the office. Both turned down so only closest can hear leaving that tiney sound for the rest of us. Cheers guys.
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