😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

[pap]

The sort of fucking loser that spikes drinks.

Fortunately, we haven’t had any bother with our adult daughters, save the fact that we’ve had to instruct the pair of them to keep their drinks safe and secure at all times.

_ Approximation of conversation parents have with their daughters
“Hey young adult! Now that you can drink in pubs, you need to be aware that there are vile rapists on the prowl that will try to drug and rape you. Happy 18th!”._

What a fucking depressing conversation to have to have.

The danger is all too real, sadly. A few years ago, ms pap went out drinking with her mate and had a close shave. Some fella was pestering the pair of them, causing both to want to leave the bar they were in. This was their first drink of the evening. ms pap only had a couple of sips of her drink. Her mate necked hers.

The pair of them met up with more of their female mates at a different bar. All present noticed there was something up. ms pap was taken home by them an hour in. ms pap’s mate went to the toilet and disappeared out of sight for the rest of the night.

We found out later that she’d managed to phone her ex, who’d picked her up and taken her home. She had blood tests, testing positive for rohypnol. She also had 38 missed calls from the bloke who’d spiked her from 10pm onwards, along with text messages asking where she was.

Here’s the thing that’ll really fuck with your heads. Had the perpetrator taken a different approach, such as charm, or treating women with respect, and not been a grabbing lecherous bastard, he’d have probably been well in with ms pap’s mate. On appearance, he was very much her type. He never needed to rape. He wanted to.

Ladies, look after yourselves. Lads, keep an eye on your ladies’ drinks. There are some proper cunts out there.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Indeed pap. I would just add that decent blokes will also keep an eye out for such cunts and help keep folks safe.

[pap]

It’s on the rise.

We’ve also had some disturbing reports about young women getting raped by taxi drivers. ms pap will more often than not truck out at 3am for Young Adult #2 in the motor. Taxis are usually confined to occasions when she’s returning home in a group.

The ITV show Liar tackles this subject. Viewers were apparently left to wonder which character was lying about the events of the night, a young woman who claimed to have been drug-raped, or the surgeon claiming he’s innocent of it. It wasn’t a surprise when the show revealed the bloke to be both liar and rapist. Would have been fucking irresponsible programme-making to put “girl cries rape” on primetime television.

[Intiniki]

We’ve been there. We got these guys around from South Woodford and they quoted £5000 for a curtains in 3 rooms and blinds in 2. No thanks. Went with Hilarys but it still cost £3000 (after some haggling down). Way more expensive that you think. You coukd probably get aome ok ready made and drill some holes and put it all up for a lot lot less.

[Saint-or-sinner]

We’re all in the wrong job. I had a customer that fitted blinds(all in central London). He lived in a 16th century detached house with 1/4 acre, in a very desirable village within 45 minutes of central London. It’s a fucking easy job as well.

[Intiniki]

I’ll get my sewing machine out.

[Cobham-Saint]

GWR trains serving tea/coffee heated to thermonuclear temperatures.

I mean, what is the fucking point dipshits?

Left a cup of tea for at least 15mins and still managed to scald my tongue so can’t actually taste anything now…fuckwits.

[Rallyboy]

Dog shit on the grass verges.

It should be smeared in the face of the lazy owners who drag their filthy animals around the town leaving a trail of shit everywhere.

[Fatso]

Hillary’s came round yesterday and quoted just over £2000, so a lot better but still an awful lot for curtains.

[Goatboy]

Buy a sewing machine for 60 quid. Buy the material you like and make your own. It’s so easy I can do it.

[Fatso]

I’ll pay you £1500 to make mine. And come round and fit them.

[Goatboy]

[Fatso]

Perfect. I want that in every room in the house. Do it by the weekend and I’ll give you £2000

[Cobham-Saint]

Don’t forget about killing a Zebra to make the rug…

[Bathsaint]

Filthy students. They come to uni from all parts of the country and, indeed, world, bringing with them various nasty infections and diseases. Result? I’m having to muddle through my teaching with a nasty cough, cold and flu-light symptoms.

[PhilippineSaint]

The van has its uses

[PhilippineSaint]

Going back to work

[PhilippineSaint]

Or workers anywhere I will be suffering next week after contact with colleagues

[Polski_Filip]

Trust me - it’s even worse when you’re an expat.

Why aren’t you coming to?

Cologne/Munich/Krakow/Scotland/London/Manchester

Why are you wasting an afternoon going to football, you could have come to Canterbury/etc/etc/etc

[Polski_Filip]

WTF? So you are saying Lidl/Aldi DON’T stock Curtains?

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