FFS donāt let him inā¦youāll NEVER get rid of him. 
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And you think cruises are nice genteel holidays. However, mix in a clown suit and a āpatrioticā day on board
Iāve read this and come to so many conclusions concerning cruises, snobbery, people wanting to wear clowns suits to dinner and themed drinking days.
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āā¦the violence occurred 12 hours later after a black-tie evening. It followed an afternoon of āpatrioticā partying on deck, with large amounts of alcohol being consumed by many guestsā¦ā
What on earth is āpatrioticā partying???
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Been on several cruises and donāt have a fuckinā clue.
Also Baz has come to so many conclusions about cruising after reading an article. Again I have been on several cruises and have come to absolutely no conclusions.
Itās all things to all menā¦and women.
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āBaz likes cruisingā is what i take from this if I am following strict Pap protocol 
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This is possibly why we are not allowed alcohol offshore as our clowns (management ) turn up every other week.
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The pictures i saw were of everyone waving the Butcherās Apron and shouting ra ra ra. Seriously. People pay silly money to go on a cruise to exotic lands, but just get pissed up and behave like this. nJust imagine when they are packing their suitcases. Dinner suit - check, tropical rig of the day - check, Factor 50 sun cream - check. Union Jack - check. Mind boggling.
Fuck. Me and Mrs CS were thinking of getting the Norwegian post boat to see the fjords and northern lights - suspect they wonāt have any of that nonsense
You will love it. I have done the Norwegian fjords many times on the QE2. I think you will find that punters who choose that sort of cruise are fairly civilized.
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Hereās the āpatrioticā party, apparentlyā¦
British and proudā¦ 
We have also talked about it. Unlikely now.
Nothing is obligatoryā¦plenty else to do. We donāt bother with the flag waving.
Bad for the environment, if they werenāt Iād do them.
My Mrs wants to go on a cruise but I refuse to do a busmans holiday.
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Youāre talking about cruising (on floaty things) I take it?
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Iāve done a Cruise.
SS Nevassa, back when I was the size of Pap.
he could well be talking about s-club 7, but letās wait for confirmation.
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Fuck meā¦ being stuck on a boat with those jingoist cunts would make me want to start fighting them and i am a pacifist! How crowded is that s wellā¦need to chuck half those fuckers overboard and it would still be my idea of hellā¦
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Hell would be the same numbers but Americansā¦
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