They say gimp suit. Personally, I think this is the start of the costumed heroes and villains age.
(I have been watching a lot of capeshit)
I saw a guy sprinting down the road with a black cape flowing, and called out “are you a superhero?”
He said “no, I haven’t paid for my haircut.”
Chestnut trees.
Loads of them around Cobham Towers.
I can smell this quite strongly from my flat a mile away.
Not another fire in the B&Q Bar-b-que section. Every bloody summer. 
Bit concerned about this, to be honest. I mean, he’ll be able to buy us all a drink with the proceeds, but will it change him as a person?
Cob the next Marcus?
I’ll forgo the drink for that.
Nah, buy the club, ship out all the players for a nice wedge, put the club into administration, sell the stadium for redevelopment as an ice rink / student flats and get some aged semipro journeymen to play home matches at Hythe & Dibden’s Clayfield ground.
It’s a winner I tell you.
Who says money has changed me?
Your next PM
