as you would
And randomly. Todays story about 100 miles from where I just checked in to go on holiday, the story is?
WW2 shells exploding
send our village guys, not far to drive
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Huge number of sirens running through Ashurst all afternoon
this forest fire business ainât great
and why canât they have restrictions where by if a hosepipe ban goes in, itâs illegal to sell or use a disposable bbq and light a bonfire
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Turns out there was one at Boltons bench- arson someone used hairspray to start it
Apparently there is a tic toc craze about starting fires - which fucking dumb cunt started that
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Probably the same dumb cunts who participated in the âlets eat washing machine gel podsâ craze.
Having said that Tik Tok is full of millions of idiots all copying each other, narrowing it down will be a monumental task.
Hmm - how about a letâs eat rat poison craze
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Sadly the morons keep multiplying - too dumb to understand contraception or use it correctlyâŚ
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One ex-girlfriends mother was on Wolfren to thin her blood (same as rat poison) The girlfriend did ask the doctors if they could increase the dosage 
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One thing about the Eclipse thing thatâs puzzled me is, if theyâre making so much money selling these sunglasses, why donât they arrange them more often.
I mean last one 1999, this one 2026. The World Cup and the Olympics happens every 4 years, the Government needs to sort this out!
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You could just use a welding glass they are about a tenner for 5 pieces
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If you are going to use a colander to watch the eclipse be careful you donât strain your eyes.
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My @Polski_Filip impression and photo of full eclipse on iphone using phone lens filter that came with the glasses I bought.
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Can I say.
- Youâre looking good
- What a cracking photo
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- Separated at birth?
- Thank you
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Fuckin hellâŚtoo much time squinting through keyholes.
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Where was that taken to? We had nothing exciting in Poole, just went a bit dark, like an early twilight..
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Bastard eclipses⌠they are up there with volcanoes and earthquakes as the root cause of people believing in some powerful beingsâŚ
Dumb as fuck early man out hunting with his trusty stone axe lamenting the loss of his bro Ogg, who could not out run the big stripy cat with huge teeth that he was trying to pet before it started chasing him.. all of a sudden it gets a bit colder⌠and darker, and he looks up to see the sun start to disappear (he quickly dons his special filter glasses first) and then shits himself as the sun goes black⌠It will mean the end off his hanging round the pool oogling the naked hairy women, or possibly the earth⌠so he bows down lows and begins prostrate himself and to ask the sun to come back, âplease oh sun lord, do not forsake usâ
A few minutes pass and the great sun lord has responded to his âworshipâ - oh mightily Sun lord who is so merciful provided we bow down to him⌠and look by bowing down, we dont see another eclipse (as we only live for about 30 years so odds are we wont anyway)⌠thatâs how this shit starts.
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So we are now blaming religion on lack of agriculture and weapons to kill things ?
Sounds about right