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what the fuck is this shit

Basically if you believe that being gay is a disease / mental illness / confusion and you actively try to “cure”them, you are getting done

I like lesbians

Tempura ones are the best with a bit of Salt n Vinegar…

On the law front. Actually? Seeing some nutters these days, I’m not surprised.

Next up a law to deal with offensive invaders of “your” space Influencers please

how the fuck can you have 11mil of boilers in 1 palace ?

Although Camilla is on her way out :joy:

Some ÂŁ11m has also been set aside to replace boilers nearing the end of their life at Windsor Castle.

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Sounds like a 3 star hotel to me. Wouldn’t get Lady Slowlane and I staying a hovel like that.

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Farage has quit saying that the people of Clacton can decide if they want him or not

the rest of the parties are saying they won’t contest it

Not sure who is playing a good hand or not here

He may have thought it would stop the Commons investigation.

It doesn’t

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https://x.com/i/status/2074513701286162752

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Looking forward to this battle. A two horse race with the candidates only having one letter different in their names.

The Count and The …

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The Guardian might struggle with that.

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https://x.com/i/status/2074967580775702626

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Dancing partner?

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Yesterday’s suspect has been released by the Police without a charge.

Tommy Robinson is flying in today to organise a “peaceful” demonstration in Newton Abbot as soon as they can identify a suitable suspect.

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PiS are the Nationalist Party (Right Wing but not in a Reform way) Lukily they are in Opposition and are collapsing

Ruling coalition is a mess as well but not this bad

https://x.com/notesfrompoland/status/2080621467096490235?s=20

i’'ve got the week of the by election off. Was thinking of visiting Clacton to see Binface. I think it’ll be fucking hilarious if he wins.

Any London types fancy the trip?

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Jeez, how would they have survived at some of the schools I went to, especially the ones in Germany that were for Army Brats

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My mate had a wank in a RI lesson but he had a letter from his mum saying he had high Testosterone levels triggered by bible passages detailing sadistic mistreatment of children.

My mate was Catholic and confessed to a nice young priest who said he could help him with his problem.

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Us.

We are the centre of latest news - like literally

Yesterday in the garden with Aunties 5 fire tenders, 2 smaller vans, Police and a big turntable hurtle past about 3pm

A house about 500m up the road on fire. Engines from 4 villages help

Trashed. No insurance.

Sigh.

Today 500m in the other direction I pass this on the bus

Unexplored WW2 bombs they cried

Nah. Farmer dug up a load of dumped rusty LPG Cylinders

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