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I was pretty much passed out on the bed after my trip into town wiped me out, but I could hear the storm all afternoon.
Not a drop of rain here, but this is Kobylany, the next village up the vally

The extinction rebellion founder Robert Hallem got given 5 years

I suspect using the court as a protest arena wasn’t helpful in mollifying the judge when it came to sentencing

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https://x.com/newsthump/status/1814242260835262758?t=pcsUFkDW6g04a51vve7wbg&s=19

Anyone affected?
Seems like someone’s gonna get fired.

Im watching cricket on Sky OK

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Yep - it is causing us some problems with some cloud based software - not too devastating but enough to piss us off

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The Boss is sorry…

Crowdstrike’s stock price is plummeting amid the global outage

Blake Montgomery

The American cybersecurity company Crowdstrike saw it share value fall precipitously after disclosing that its software update was the source of the debilitating global outage.

At midday, CRWD had dropped by 12%. The company’s update interacted negatively with computers running Microsoft Windows.

In an interview with CNBC, Crowdstrike’s CEO said the timeline for fixing the issues “could be hours, could be a bit longer” and said many customers would need to manually reboot their machines.

Microsoft issued guidance saying that some customers had seen success by rebooting their PCs as many as 15 times.

Half of my firm did a crowd strike software update this week. All woke up to the blue screen of death. They have to go into the office to get a fix. Spent an inordinate amount of time approving holidays as people refused to travel into the office at short notice on such a lovely day & half the management team were affected as well. So they can do one with their apology :rage: :joy:

I’m sure if I was marooned at Stansted with screaming kids & thousands of others watching thousands of pounds worth of summer holiday dreams go up in smoke I’d be looking for a lawyer not an apology as he has now admitted liability

I think the majority have only been delayed.

Mrs C_S has gone up to Madchester by train to see her mother this weekend and was only delayed by half hour - still she’ll be getting in a delay/repay claim.

Terrible railways :roll_eyes:

Biden has remembered to stand down.

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Poor sods

RIP

https://x.com/Crazynews4real/status/1821962115563057163?t=KGAx4zcWTBjx6T8yksV80Q&s=19

Does anyone know who these people are or give a fuck? Why is this on BBC homepage?

What the holy jizzing fuck do people find interesting in these self-promoting twats…

Never heard of them and not motivated to find out.

The name “Fury” gives me a clue to one of them.

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It’s just a bunch of stones and a gift shop…

(Time Bandits, Apple +)

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And surprisingly it’s not him, it’s the other one who’s an “influencer” as if anyone on this site knows what the fuck that is or cares….

I thought he was a shite boxer, who cashed in on his family name and scraped wins against celebrity idiots who thought they could box?

I know influencers
They make lots of money.
One was my bestie in Dubai
Other is cute blinde from Hungary I done tour guiding for.
She had me on her You Tube apparently

:scream:

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