Probably the best place to post this, although I was tempted by The Mind Boggles.
England has the only privatised water in Europe, the most water pollution, and the most expensive water.
The UK has the only fully privatised energy, and the most expensive.
The UK has privatised rail, the slowest, least reliable and of course the most expensive in Europe.
And no matter who wins the General Election things will remain the same.
What mugs we are!
Yep.
https://twitter.com/DanNeidle/status/1748068912120344725?t=pdGZrP_zV8r06js3SfnLrA&s=19
Christā¦ Thread.
https://twitter.com/DanNeidle/status/1748068919011623330?t=n98ohSak5mUgK5CdWMzP5g&s=19
Someoneās going to have to do a lot more grifting to pay those legal costs 
They let any old riff raff land here these days
Well, this is a decent precis of the mess here in Poland.
And quite righty what we are going through serves as a template for any other nation trying to de-infest itself of populism (ie Nationalism)
In reality the article is about 400 pages too short but youāll get the idea
https://twitter.com/danieltilles1/status/1750092466550681908?t=_gDfMF6NEqiBH7HXxcEJow&s=19
https://twitter.com/notesfrompoland/status/1750092207032345071?t=kr8ic3GboKi2IZtYDy57eg&s=19
Nope all nice and sane over hereā¦
And the winner of News Headline of the Year 2024 is?
Has anyone else recently noticed the drip feeding of stories in the media around needing to grow the armed forces, preparing for all out (but unspecified) conflict and conscription options? This is just the latest.
Mind you if weāve only got shoddy kitā¦.
A propeller shaft problem?
On one of our Aircraft Carriers?
Never
Good job it was only an ancillary bit of kit and not something important.
Charlie has got Cancer and it aināt Prostate Cancer. 
Odds on an extra bank holiday this year?
It must be serious.
Prince Harry is flying over to see him
Dutiful son protecting any inheritance?
Standardsā¦itās all about Standards!
Whatever next, selling off Police monogramed vest and pants? 
I assume Slowlane Towers makes a fortune from Vinted?
We donāt sell old clothes, we send them to Poland for needy folk as you well know. 
