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4320

They really are absolute fuckwitts

4321

What flavour?

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4322

Tomato I believe, good advertising for Heinz though.

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4323

In the interests of Sotonians impartiality readers, other brands are available.

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4324

No theres not its Heinz or nothing
Although Camballs cream of mushroom is pretty good

4325

You need to drop in and try Mrs P_F’s version.
Please.
Pretty Please.
PLEASE???

We had so many fvcking Tomatoes this year we have an Ocean of soup in storage

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4326

My misus’ sister once said to me “if you put tomato ketchup in Netto beans they taste just like Heinz”

I replied “yeah, and if took a can of Heinz beans and pissed in it, it would taste just like Netto”

She also makes cauliflower using Primula, the dirty bastard.

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4327

Sound like you have enough to “paint” The Last Supper. :lou_lol:

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4328

How on God’s earth is that even possible? :wink::joy:

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4329

What the fuck are Netto beans?

Never heard of them outside your statement.

4330

There used to be a discount supermarket in the UK.

The old joke…

What’s black, yellow and full of shit?
A Netto carrier bag

Should tell you all you need to know about the quality. Or lack thereof.

Netto beans were their own brand beans.

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4331

Worse than lidle own brand then
We did Heinz regardless beans or spagetti.
Waterside was posh like.

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4332

Spaghetti hoops are rare in our gaff, although everyone loves them whenever we have them.

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4333

Some of us can only afford Lidl Beans
FFS
:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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4334

Ah Netto - all those UK shops moved into small towns here in Poland mainly taking over old Tesco sites when they left screaming.

You are not wrong

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4335

Piss in them to make ‘em taste better.

4336

You know that for a fact?

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4337

Nah.
Always have Bloody Mary Beans. Tabasco & Worcester Sauce before heating.
Hence no problem with the taste.
Just need 8 drops of Tabasco on Lidl only 4 on Heinz, but tbh Heainz here are double the price & until a recruitment co finds me a proper job in UK or somewhere and Tourists are all staying away again due to the Iodine Pill thing.
Lidl it is

4338

Do you have to bring your own iodine pills to poland then ?

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4339

Lidl becoming very popular over here. Only ever done some full shops for The Mother in the one in Hythe. Food was pretty good quality if limited in range. Own brand lager is :face_vomiting: though.