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I think you are in the Denial phase of grief

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Very possible… its all too much for me. I was weeping earlier

It’s Ok to cry these days (apparently). None of us will call you a pussy.

My English mechanical supervisor has already asked for a day off.
I told him he could dance on the helideck when she goes.

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I am consoling myself with relaxing music

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Expect all the footy and cricket to be cancelled while we all grieve.

Another rework of Candle in the fucking wind?

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Leicester fans heading up to Balmoral in their droves armed with pillows to make sure

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Remember a few years ago when Charlie was caught on camera referring to Witchell as “an odious little worm?”

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@Map-of-Mauritania, Drakesford shares your pain

Mark Drakeford, the first minister of Wales, has said news of the Queen’s deteriorating health will have led to “an afternoon of “sober reflection and anxiety for households across Wales”.

Although sober reflection sounds wank

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Can’t believe the BBC now talking about the windy road been the airport and Balmoral and that it’s raining… of course - it like a fucking parod/comedy gold as they have fuck all else to say

I worry that they might have to wait for their luggage

Reminded me of this

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No one on the BBC wishing to explain what the ‘concern’ is…just that its a high degree of concern… why won’t they say its a concern she could pop her clogs?

That doesn’t create fear, that creates certainty

I suspect they are waiting until all the family who are hotfooting it up to Scotland have arrived before making the announcement.

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This waiting is quite challenging - maybe they should do it like voting for a new pope and have black smoke to Buck house when she goes to heaven

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The poor old dear’s last duty was kissing hands with Johnson and Truss, that would finish anyone off.

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What a great song that is, and a superb video. Johnny Marr’s jangling guitar, he’s very special.

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Already gone, I reckon.

They’ve had his day planned for years.

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