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FFS they can get images from the beginning of time but struggle to get a link from Canada. :lou_facepalm_2:

BTW Will these telescopes be on sale for next Christmas?

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A real bargain at $10b each :slight_smile:

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Buy two, save twice as much
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$10 b
what’s this “b”, Brazilian, Bulgarian, Bangladesh?

It’s Merkin for billion, however a Merkin billion is a thousand million not a million million.

So 10 thousand million dollars each or $10,000,000,000

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Thank goodness
if it had been a million million it would have been out of my price range. :+1:

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:scream:
Inflation here is now 14.6%

Nightmare.

Wine was cheaper in France than here.

Oh wait

Fuel, food and booze is all cheaper in France than UK now.

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Makes you wonder. Is the first question on the BBC DJ application form “are you a nonce?”

And if the applicant answers yes, they get the job.

Oops

But then on a salary v cost basis it’s more expensive than in Dubai.
I’d love to play again, simply cant afford it - it’s a weeks shopping budget

Don’t knock expensive sports. They’re one of the few sources of Olympic gold for the GB team.

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The Guardians editor just got a 42% (£150k) pay rise - just goes to show there’s money in writing stories about greedy bosses getting ridiculous pay rises

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That’s interesting because the fuckers are always begging for cash when you visit their website.

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The boss of their parent company got ÂŁ100k a month for 15 months

I guess their version of levelling up means making yourself some room at the trough

Maybe we need a thread for the sexual proclivities of the Windsors.

“It’s a right Royal cock out.”

Probably best swerving Stuart Hall as presenter though, even if he isn’t busy these days.

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Why a load of bollocks

The gist is Willy likes pegging and Kate isn’t so keen so she has happily consented to Wills getting Pegged elsewhere

Whoever put this up on the net is probably laughing their dildo off watching it go viral

Vardy. Soon to be seen in your local car wash on account of his missus.

Describe on a scale of from 1 to minus 3000 gives a shit, how you feel about this news.
For me I call for a minus extension to - 5000.

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Too much to hope that this ruins that rat faced cunt - he is going to be several million lighter in pocket though