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Mrs P_F’s phone has just gne off like some demented Anne Summers device.
I assume FB is back!

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Nah

If only this could have happened to all social media for about a month before the US and UK elections.

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Or just permanently

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It looks kinda BIG, as in Facebook.com web address is now for sale.

It is of course funneh.

But in the bigger picture with the whole planet suffering from shortages and outages and someone can take down FB and you lot all would starve to death without Ocado & Amazon

Yep. Seems like the complete global DNS address book for ALL FB servers has gone missing. So, my simple understanding is that no-one can find anything.

And apparently the only people with authority to access the servers don’t have authentication to reverse the damage and vice versa.

So they’re going to have to take down all their security and share everything to get able to do anything.

Looks like a real shit storm. The question is accident or enemy action?

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You’d hope the latter.

Or an Intern pressing a button

I can hear the shouts of “you dumb fuck” from here

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Although the fuck that runs facebook said he would shut it down if a court action against him for removing obnoxious comments or he could not be held for said comments was not resolved.

NB the above comment is only substantiated by my 87 year old father

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That’s good enough proof for most Arsebook, InstantGram and WhasCrap users tbf.

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Who the fuck is Alex hern?

No idea
But FB is back

Shit
that means I have to talk to the wife in the morning.

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Wasn’t he married to Jordan?

Who let the dogs out fame?

Means I have to Bantz with different groups of Maltese clients who want discounts when our fuel costs have gone up 15% in 2 weeks

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This is the best explanation I’ve seen, too. The question is, was it a bit of dummy code accidently run, run with malicious intent or even (for conspiracy theorists), a deliberate act by FB to close down for a while when they were generating loads of negative feedback, or even to give them a chance for some data cleansing.