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Their neighbours?

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You’re on fire today @pap

Unexploded incendiary bomb from WW2 :smiley:

You’re not that old, surely?

No, but the bombs are!

Bit of local news.

When it rains it pours.

Why is this news?
I have a Policeman friend in Brasil who was working on a border post between Brasil and Paraguay. He stopped a tramp who was carrying a plastic bag and he asked what was in the bag. The tramp was reluctant to show him but eventually relented.
The contents was a severed human foot. The tramp said he’d been walking along the road when he came across a fatal road accident. The ambulance took the fatality away but he found the foot in the long grass so it took it as a souvenir.
Now THAT’S a news story.

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Another big Pandora leak today.

In news that’ll surprise no-one, our leaders have been taking the royal piss.

Back onto the Insulate Britain twats

This is what their founder said when asked about blocking a woman who was pleading with them to let her through because her 81yr old mother was being rushed to hospital.

"It came as Roger Hallam, the founder of the group was asked if he would have moved for the woman if he had been at the protests today.

Speaking on the London Economic podcast, Unbreak the Planet, he said that not only would he not move for the woman, he would also block an ambulance even if there was a patient inside who could die as a result."

Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp all down. Massive outage.

Oh no. How will vengeful women obliquely refer to people that are pissing them off in a vague way that invites the comment “you okay, hun”?

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Thought it was quiet today.

That’ll stop me receiving massively inappropriate messages and videos

(& sending tbf)

Well, social media’s loss is Sotonians’ gain.

Quite a few online users for a period with no match on. Bloody addicts, the lot of us.

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It is SO frustrating.
I was really looking forward tyo moaning about having caught A/C flu from switching on our central heating last Thursday and how many boxes of tissues I’d got through today.
Then ignoring everyone telling me to take a Covid Test.

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