Is it wrong that I am now filled with lustful thoughts?
Liz Hurleyâs teats. Now there is an image I wasnât expecting during the weekly shop in Tescos.
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Brings to mind a chap I was at school with, who really did have a whatsname the size of a (large) babyâs arm; his affectionately chosen nickname was âknobâ.
There is also character in Lord of the Rings called Knob - always makes me chuckle when listening to the BBC recording.
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The most prolific alleged paedophile Polish Catholic Priest who had been defended by the system has just been nicked in his new Diocese in Ukraine.
His story here has caused huge drop in support for the Church, this is just incredible he would keep going
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âPap smearâ noun (Pap-smeeeee-err)
The resulting mess of Pap wiping his arse from back to front*
*Been a while since weâve had a shitty ballbag reference, who started that by the way? I want to think it was bearsy.
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However if youâve ever seen a doggie mum cleaning her newborn pups and you wonder where all the excrement goesâŚ
A Welsh guy on my course at Bristol Poly was given the moniker âShire Horseâ by the rest of us for his terrifyingly large appendage.
Later, I worked with a girl who displayed an interest in learning to ride horses. She was put off by some of the lads in the yard who said she had to muck in and help with the upkeep of the equine beasts. One of the first tasks they gave her was to âgrease the horses cockâ to save it from winter chaffing. She believed it was a legitimate request. It didnât end well.
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Dreadful news - just seen it on Sky News UK.
Penises are shrinking because of pollution!
We need to keep ours as much as possible in a pollution free environment!!!
Or, perish the thought, stop leaving our penises in polluted environments!
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Wow, phenomenal
Bit ironic after the droughts.
Mother Nature, huh ? 
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This is one of those distraction things. Wonder what else the government are doing.
Sweep stake as to when are we going to have our government provided and mandated union jack pin badge that we have to wear all the time to prove we love the UK unconditionally.
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Says someone using social media to push their own version of the agenda
One manâs goose is another manâs gander etc
Just sayinâ 
- donât disagree btw but trying to keep a little perspective.
Any chance of the majority siding with them? Nah, thought not.
Theyâre off running their Union Jacks up the flag pole and saluting them 
Heard this on the news - got told off by Mrs C_S for swearing.
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Writing for the âwrongâ media outlet obviouslyâŚ