Tiger Woods in hospital after car crash.
His driving has been a bit wayward of late.
Oh shit
BBC News - Tiger Woods in surgery after car crash, say LA County Sheriffâs Department
Both his legs are broken.
This is where the rumours start.
Was it a suicide attempt?
Were his breaks cut by another PGA golfer to prevent him returning?
Was it just an accident? This is the most unlikely option by the way.
Meds & booze?
Late for an appointment, driving too fast, lost control of car, crashed.
If thereâs a more probable explanation Iâd be very surprised.
Off his tits from opiated painkillers from his recent back surgery
Possible, though first responders said that he was conscious and coherent when they got to him.
When I say âoff his titsâ - that might be a leap
Those drugs i believe you are not meant to drive on even on a prescribed dose
I had them when I had a knee op - took one, felt terrible, flushed the rest
If I were as loaded as Tiger Woods I would pay someone else to drive me to all of my appointments unless I didnât want people to know where I was going.
His choice I guess. Perhaps he just likes driving, and not only on the golf course. He was on his way to a photo shoot, according to reports Iâve heard.
It was just an accident, one of those things, no drink or drugs involvedâŚ
About this many Bob
This is a long and âwho knew?â Read.
Amazing that an afterthought in the 60s may help safely colonise the Moon/Mars.
Ooh. The Concorde-beater.