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2720

Would Cumings have gotten away with this at the time of the Barnard Castle?

  • Yes. The clue is in the name.
  • No. The PM wouldn’t want this Cummings all over his face

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2721

OK Sotonians, own up. Who’s got it? Is what’s left of it under Lifeintheslowlane’s mattress? It would certainly explain the acquisition of vulgar country estates, butlers and Bentleys and the fine wine cellar at Slowlane Towers.
On a more serious note perhaps they should try looking in the Cayman Islands, that would be a good place to start.

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2722

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2723

If I had it I wouldn’t be fucking here.

I’d be in my mansion, posting on Sotonians :wink:

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2724

Google’s estimated value of Drugs trade.
Oh, well I never

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2725

I thought it was a membership requirement that everyone on here lived in a mansion?

:wink:

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2726

Pilfered from my own FB:-

Why do I bother? I spend decades quietly explaining to my southern friends that yes, I live in Liverpool, and no, my stuff doesn’t get stolen all the time.

So when I see the fucking mayor getting nicked, I just give up. Re-christen us as Gotham City at the earliest opportunity please, Government.

And get Batman back here. His work is not done.

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2727

It is, which is why we had to say goodbye to @saintbletch when he downsized to a GateHouse…

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2728

Get out of my head. :wink:

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2729

You read it wrong. Everyone here lives for Charles Manson.

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2730

Don’t forget your mates.

2731

Not likely. I moved 240 miles away from most of them. They still find me :smiley:

2732

This Amazon buy has been a godsend so Chambers tells me…we have four of them.

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2733

Cutting back? Times are hard, eh?

2734

We all have to make economies…the East Wing staff are still furloughed but will be back as soon as they’ve had their jabs.

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2735

Will Brexit no be a problem or do you cast your net wider than the EU? I could probably make some room on those lorries if I offload more covid vaccine. DM me :wink:

2736

Perhaps you could just hire Daniel Dubois?
He received plenty of jabs the other night.

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2737

When it comes to disciplining staff we alway try to keep physical violence to an absolute minimum.

2738

I just asked for the short hairy southern cunt as soon as I hit the M62. No bother.

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2739

A bit less progressive over there, also a bit hypocritical and backward.