Barry likes to burn a bridge when he moves.
Itâs not enough to say, move to Liverpool and say âhey man, I really dig Liverpoolâ.
Itâs âI moved to Liverpool and where you live is shitâ.
I donât get it.
Iâm genuinely laughing out loud here Medway, weâre up against Medway, Lancashire (what the fuck is that about), Gloucester and Bradford, and this is our 3rd attempt.
Maybe we should start the shittest City or the City with the least appealing features, we have some headway on that, no icerink, bus station or genuine City Centre.
Because strangely I care, I care that its wank and and would like it to improve, our efforts on even trying to improve are wank, you have to laugh.
One of those bridges should be free now weâve paid for itâŠ
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Whatâs this âwe?â .
Youâre from âBotley wayâ. Youâre Eastleigh Borough Council at best. And no-one hates Southampton more than Eastleigh Borough Council.
Theyâre still miffed about the airport.
Where I was born, nearest place of civilisationâŠ
Did the city boys nick your tractor keys?
Is that where the animosity comes from? Thornhill lads, were they?
What are you babbling on about, the irony of someone from Southampton effectively calling someone a carrot cruncher is mildly amusing.
The only thing rural about me is my accent.
Southampton Northside mush.
Not straight outta Curdridge 
Southampton Northside? The fuck is that Willis?
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Itâs better than Flower Estate pansy.
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Youâre all Southampton wannabe commoners.
You donât get more common than myself and LadyslowlaneâŠboth born in Southampton General Hospital in the first year of The Glorious NHS. Raised on Southampton Council Estates. Supported Saints when it only cost 12d to get into The Milton. Worked for every year of our lives within the City of Southampton.
The rest of you are pretend Mushers. 
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But you got right out of Dodge to live when you could though didnât you?
Itâs about hanging up your guns to make room for the next slingers to move up to take the lead.
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This is true.
I left The Waterside as soon as I could after initially deciding not to go to Uni and spending a year working for Southampton City council.
A sense of desperation crept in after 6 months of working there. The dullness and futility stretching ahead to retirement was depressing. Had to escape ASAP.
Oh, and Hythe wasnât (& still isnât) anywhere someone in their late teens / early 20âs really needs to be (judging by the output on Arsebook Iâve seen from old school acquaintances who stayed).
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You are right there you will be still having the conversation of why has beer gone up again we will not drink in here if they put it up to 50p a pint and your fucked if you sit on locals bar stool who is due in at 9pm and its only 6:30
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I think the phrase I would use is âFuck thatâ closely followed by âI quitâ
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It blew up
British engineering 1 - 0 Polish bomb disposal