One for the Edgar Allen Poe fans:
Ah, so thatâs what he did wrong.
Harry shouldâve called Liam Neeson
#taken4plotleak
The weasel has found his fall guy (gal).
Even if she does deserve to carry (some of) the can, she should be behind the arsehole in the queue to sign on
Call up for Stephens then?
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No.
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The last paragraph, about the plot from Taken being used as an excuse, is quite interestingâŚ
This nearly made a loud noiseâŚ
Where to start on the quips.
Love how the JetBlue pilot says Jetman basically overtook himâŚ
@pap Iâm âgoing shoppingâ. If anyone needs anything just let me know. Nothing too bulky though, hard to get up my sleeves.
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Youâre missing a trick there.
Get that mask on and even if the store detectives do see you robbing KY Jelly for Judy, they wonât recognise you if you scarper.
I think itâll do the job if their ad is accurate.
Not sure if this should go here butâŚ
ââŚEmily Bendell, founder of lingerie brand Bluebella, claims the Garrick Clubâs rules allowing women to attend only as guests of men violates the Equality Act 2010âŚâ
Donât agree with the club itself or its policies, but maybe the lady protesteth too much and loves the completely free media advertising sheâll be getting for her, ahem, posh knickers shop?
If she wins her case does that mean I can join the ladies only gym? For health reasons obviously 
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Exactly!
Maybe this should go on the Woke thread?
Apparently the Garrick club is full of old crusties who salivate over reproduced school dinners, quite why wants to join that is beyond me (apart from the obvious because they wonât let me)
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Purely in the interests of research i have conducted a thorough review of her business website and can say that if the crusty old cunts donât want to let her in (with a few conditions about hosting private new range viewings) then they are fucking mental.
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