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Er what?

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Some would say that it’s usually full of people who voted leave. Just the endless them and us continuation.

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I sort of remember that from when I did Biology at 6th form back in the day - thought it was as weird as hell, but kinda logical, hormones and stuff - I would add, the pill had been invented by then…

In our younger days we had to slaughter a sheep at the bottom of the bed and butcher it before we had a condom for sex. You tell kids that today…they just wouldn’t believe you. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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In 1657 the Welsh invented the condom by using sheep intestine.
In 1865 the English refined it by taking it out of the sheep first.

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Blimey.

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Miniature bees in a swollen eye? That’s grim. I must have half a million of the fuckers in my belly, occasionally feeding on my ball sweat. That’ll explain it.

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I think we have a photo of this species somewhere on the forum. Holding a garish shirt, as I recall.

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I would have gone for Homo Holburyius tbf

oi less of the ancient :laughing:

I would accept Erectus langleyius

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Rubbish that isn’t latest news.
Every Sotonian has known about a weird & ancient Human Being in the Phillipines since forever.

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Julian Assange has been arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy.

Good, what backward beliefs.

With a first name like that, your comment could get you into a lot of trouble.

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What comment and why?