Almost always.
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It will be a 20 yr old who the fuck from dynamo whatever and a 22yr someone else I haven’t heard of from red star god knows where
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Actually highly rated and being chased by EU Clubs
Sadly, given our current predicament, it’s hard to get too excited about another 20 year old ‘talent’.
I imagine we’ll be told we need to be patient with him because it’s a new continent, language etc but that doesn’t help us in the here and now. If it wasn’t for our league position and current run of ‘easier’ fixtures that we really need some points from, that would be entirely reasonable and understandable.
As it stands though, he could just end up being another ‘asset’ for Sport Republic to profit on in the short to medium term and not someone we need right now.
Apologies for the optimism as usual. 
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Almost right - it was a 20yr who the fuck from Racing whatever
Maybe that’s why he’s pulled out of the Aussie Open:
https://www.skysports.com/amp/tennis/news/12040/12781429/australian-open-world-no-1-carlos-alcaraz-to-miss-melbourne-grand-slam-through-injury
Sorry, couldn’t resist 
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I don’t disagree with this 
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Mind you a muscle injury would bring him down to the level of the donkeys we’ve already got in the squad.
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Hoof it up to the big man… oh
This Alcatraz lad looks good in the air, could nickname him “Birdman”…probably our best header of the ball since…ah um Shane Long…
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Good grief.
He even scores accidental goals
Some more highlight reels
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Keep seeing saints linked with what appears to be exciting attacking players, only to find when checking that they are mostly midgets.
We have been linked with one player who is 6’ 2”, but that will probably come to nothing.
All the hoofing upfield and crossing from the wings is well and good, but not if the people in the middle are either midgets or don’t know where the goal is.
Ps - nothing against midgets per se - I’m one myself - but not for centre forward types! Didn’t want to be accused of midgetism!
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“Welcome to Chelsea.” 
Let’s hope he’s good at his job, and he stays longer than a few weeks, before leaving without any explanation!
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They’re all lured with a fat wage offer…then they see the transfer budget. 
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