Oh thank you, thank you Scotty. I have a good mate up here known as Jimmy Mutley, he goes to Benidorm with a bunch of the lads regularly for long weekends. He is absolutely infamous over there for shagging fat birds, usually from Newcastle apparently. Not for nothing is he known as The Walton Mongrel. It is doing the rounds as we speak!
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Lol 
I saw the headline and had a minor panic attack, then I realised it’s not “our” Diallo
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We got the good one for a change
Ozil’s off
Wondered what the smell was!!
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Sounds like Smallbone’s done his ACL and could be out for 6 months!
Eek! We must be able to find some loose change for a loan or two surely?
Poor kid. That’s dreadful. 
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So far today on the BBC football gossip page we have Hassenhutl to Chelsea, and Ings to a CL club.
However, Barry’s not online so there can’t be anything in the rumours
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Wait, what??
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Loved one reply - next time crop your photos!
Article in the Daily Echo disagrees with that re Sims. Ralph says he will assess and decide over the next few weeks.
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He is not in our Bubble. Says Ralph
He is not in Ralph’s plans say the media
Gao out says Twitter
We have no ambition says Bazza.
Whatever. Ralph knows
Says Phil
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More “hack-you” than Haiku tbf
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