it would be bloody marvelous if poulter won - the PGA and DP world tours would look like they were sucking lemons
Rory Par 5 610 yards.
Driver. 410
Pitching Wedge 200
Ball goes 30 yards through the back of the green
Ffs
Games’ gone
Lovely iron off the 2st Ter from Tiger, into a divot. Into the water.
Starts with a double bogey
It must be the weight of tradition holding them back
Lost interest early this morning when some random asian appeared on the 1st tee in place of Rosie.
Poulter? Casey? Westwood? Fuck 'em.
I never bought a 78. Tough shit, Tiger.
Simple bad luck on 1st after a great Tee Shot and it took all the steam out of the whole group.
Shhhh…
POULTER from DOWNTOWN!
(over 160 feet!)
McIlroy. 616 yards. Drive and a wedge. I’m not playing the same game.
And drives the 18th with an iron
Shame he doesn’t get £25 million for it.
I once went through the back of a 600 yard Par 5 on the Fire Course in Dubai in 2.
Howling downwind gale, Drive was pure & straight & landed on a Sprinkler head.
I took 8
DJ club house leader on -9 after a round of -5
Glorious day up in Wee Window Twankie land today
Rory’s putter has deserted him today, evens after 3 holes, birdie chances, and good ones, at all of them
Prob still got something in his eye from the emotional storm that passed him on 1 heading to 18th green.
I still have
Cam Smith having a storming round, he’s -6 after the first 10 holes and -11 (and the lead) overall.
He should pack in usual golf & just play 4 times a year at the Majors!
Join LIV then you mean…
Nah.
New Tour.
MAJ PLUS
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