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it would be bloody marvelous if poulter won - the PGA and DP world tours would look like they were sucking lemons

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Rory Par 5 610 yards.
Driver. 410
Pitching Wedge 200
Ball goes 30 yards through the back of the green

Ffs

Games’ gone

Lovely iron off the 2st Ter from Tiger, into a divot. Into the water.
Starts with a double bogey

It must be the weight of tradition holding them back

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Lost interest early this morning when some random asian appeared on the 1st tee in place of Rosie.

Poulter? Casey? Westwood? Fuck 'em.

I never bought a 78. Tough shit, Tiger.

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Simple bad luck on 1st after a great Tee Shot and it took all the steam out of the whole group.

Shhhh…

POULTER from DOWNTOWN!

(over 160 feet!)

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McIlroy. 616 yards. Drive and a wedge. I’m not playing the same game.

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And drives the 18th with an iron

Shame he doesn’t get £25 million for it.

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I once went through the back of a 600 yard Par 5 on the Fire Course in Dubai in 2.

Howling downwind gale, Drive was pure & straight & landed on a Sprinkler head.

I took 8

DJ club house leader on -9 after a round of -5

Glorious day up in Wee Window Twankie land today

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Rory’s putter has deserted him today, evens after 3 holes, birdie chances, and good ones, at all of them

Prob still got something in his eye from the emotional storm that passed him on 1 heading to 18th green.
I still have

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Cam Smith having a storming round, he’s -6 after the first 10 holes and -11 (and the lead) overall.

He should pack in usual golf & just play 4 times a year at the Majors!

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Join LIV then you mean…

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Nah.
New Tour.
MAJ PLUS

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