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Took a while but finally

Rory you fvcking Twonk.

He is not playing the conditions

Just reading that phones are banned at Augusta enforced by the threat of a Lifetime Ban

If spectators need to make a call there are pay phones behind the 6th tee

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They actually watch the golf. It’s wonderfully old school!

Last night was brutal. The wind ruined many stars day.

But Tiger, with 2 competitive rounds in an age and in pain from his ops bumbled through 23 holes.
Hitting drives into the fairway and hanging on.

And made the cut for a record 24th time and though unlikely is actually still in with a chance over the weekend.

Rory fought the course, fought the wind and showed no respect.
And scraped home 3 shots behind a crippled old man.

He wont win Augusta without a shrink on his bag as caddy.

Weather should be good tonight. Greens should be brutal

Danny Willett came from nowhere to win.
Speith, Molinari were winning but imploded.

IF there is an implosion and IF his putter works then Tommy can do this. He left 4 or 5 shots out there yesterday.

But Scottie has been there done it and isn’t fvcking this up, Morikawa wont have the bottle, ƅberg winning would be the story

Scottie by 2 shots

Pars the first but

Bunker on 2nd

And the 3rd

Over the back of the green on the 4th

Has Scottie got the yips?

Glad I didn’t put any money on him

He’s done this all weekend.

Long long way to go yet. I remember going to bed when Speith was pissing it…

What a putt on the 9th by Aberg

He could do this

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Morikawa self imploding mentally there (as expected)

And what a couple of drives down 10

Aberg in the water

Sigh…

Things you can never say during the back 9 at Augusta

Morikawa just got wet

Homa my be three off the tee

If only someone had mentioned Scottie…
:crazy_face:

Game over
Scottie 3 ip 4 to play

I listened

Rain & Thunderstorms have delayed the RBC Heritage (nice tournament, now one of the bring a wheelbarrow tp take your money home events.

But Scottie is just hitting a different level of existence

https://x.com/TheAthletic/status/1782115907264766239

4 strokes clear, possibly on line to win 3 in a row or something