I’d have to be dead. They would have to position my decaying corpse in front of the TV and I reckon that might even get me going again as my rotting flesh twitches in desperation to escape…
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Not a fan then?
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From an aesthetic perspective, there was a time in the 80s when I would have crawled a 1000 miles over broken glass naked just to wank over her shadow… as long as she kept her mouth shut.
… but I will always love youooou OO ooo. Ooh
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If i’d been commissioned to write lyrics for The Proclaimers, this would have been in my first draft.
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I think you’ll find that is the Alan Partridge lifestyle.
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Whose life would you rather have? Bobby brown or Alan partridge?
How does one create a poll?
- Bobby Brown
- Alan Partridge
0 voters
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Right, it’s 7:46 I’ve had two pints and I’m swaying. Bletch’s legendary inability to drink strikes again.
Skipped lunch and worked through, been at the pub with landlord and his wife and waiting for food to arrive.
Oh, yeah, cunts.
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Aren’t the landlord and his wife always there? Which means that really what you should have said is “I’m at the pub… on my own, like a drunk. I done wee wee”
No, the landlord of the B+B and his wife you cunt.
x
PS you haven’t voted in your own poll…
I think you’re very threatened by Chapel Kate, @saintbletch.
This trailing cunts business only really started this up after her external intervention.
The trailing cunt business truly got going after everyone on here became cunts.
Including Chapel “hat pegs” Kate, BTW.
Can I also say I find it offensive that you define the man by his job but only recognise the woman by her relationship to the man. You disgust me.
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You are assuming you know the birth sex of my landlord - and his ‘wife’ for that matter.
You disgust me.
You’re a joke. Be more woke.
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I’m not liking the sentiment, but I am liking the fabricated enmities that are developing between prodigal son @Fatso and the other members of the site.
It’s not true. It ins’t farcical enough for our mutually beloved The Day Today.
But I for one am very glad to see the Lardstuff back, doing his business and holding us all to account.
It genuinely wasn’t the same without him.
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You got me. You fucking woke cunt.
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I must admit to having a bit of a “man crush” on @Fatso as our musical tastes often coincide so all you haters…BACK OFF THE CUNT. 
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Vncits
Cunts
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For the 1st time this month I have a day off tomorrow.
Finally.
Cvnts
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