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He’s been scoused. Self-entitled twat, I hope they ban him.

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At least we were quietly beaten by lower league opposition…

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I think he was way before the long road north

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Awkward

https://twitter.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1696968553776230484?s=20

Surely the idea is that ultimately, stoppage time ought to return to “normal” levels once managers have given up on coaching their sides to timewaste. Personally I think it’s a good idea, I’m sick of the overt cheating. Now, if we can just introduce some additional sanction for the cynical “professional” foul as well…:crossed_fingers:

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I quite like the professional foul and how the user of it gets so indignant when they get sent off or booked

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Christ.

https://twitter.com/Millar_Colin/status/1696941640286441917?t=fbWfv8sATm2SX7I9Q3R8Ug&s=19

I mean we all know these types are crooked but to see it in writing…

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Peseta-shop Jimmy Saville.

just stop the clock -

If the trainer comes on or there are subs - stop the clock

then blow the whistle on / after 90 minutes the next time the ball goes out of play unless it’s a free kick / penalty

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And if players are fucking about eg the goalie, yellow card and a free kick to the other side from where the offender is stood

That should stop it

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If Carlsberg did shit champions league draws

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Who gives a fuck on here ?

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It could have gone in the When i saw this for lolz⁹
But there are a lot of dippers in stitches today

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Kyle Walker still managed to sing “God save the Queen” … :flushed:

Rice marking Maguire so far.

Nobody marking Ukraine.

Ukraine 1-0 England

Thank fook i stayed home

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England losing and they have Maguire and Henderson on the pitch what else would you expect