⚽ 📰 The Football News Thread

Look, if he’s happy to pay it, just keep schtum.

We’ll tell him they’ve doubled the price and make a few bob off it.

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Been in Liverpool some time now, haven’t you. :expressionless::smile:

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Cunts

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FA Cup 3rd round draw

Let’s hope we get Liverhampton and Citeh to get the sideshow out of the way early and spend the time earned to practice on goal scoring and defending…

Away to Swansea. We need Gabbiadini back.

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We can’t even get the 3rd round draw right :roll_eyes:

When did we last get a home draw?

Last Saturday v Brighton…

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Too soon. Too fucking soon.

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Arsenal and Shrewsbury last season.

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Many years ago in a galaxy far away…………
I remember people I knew were wearing badges inscribed “I have seen Charlie George play!”
Is it time for a commemorative badge and/or tea shirt inscribed “I remember a really good player called Stewart Armstrong who seemed to fall out with the manager and then disappeared!”
Also cue for a good detective story (Rebus, Strike, or that bloke from Shetland, where a football manager does away with one of his best players, and no one notices for months.

Think he’s injured.

Dear Galactico,

PLEASE come to Newcastle. There’s s trillion quid in it for you. That’s a trillion items from the poundshop.

Tristan Trillions
Trillions-on-Oil

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I’m genuinely surprised

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That’s because your natural instinct is to lean away from lazy stereotyping and believe the opposite of sweeping generalisations. However, it remains possible that a lot of professional footballers really are as thick as they’re made out to be.

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Hmmm enforcing the stereotype…“brains in their feet” :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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