Also coming to the National League North/South (del as applicable) soon…
Not content with the lowest ever Premier League points tally, Derby are now going for the Championship record.
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So, there’s two games next season that we’ll be rooting for Derby County, eh? 
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I hope that this is the start of “Relegation Rooney”, the sort of strip that might have appeared in “Roy of The Rovers”, the basic premise being that Wayne Rooney keeps getting jobs that are just impossible and leave the club facing relegation.
In the planned season two, Rooney works in India and is beset by angry tigers left by the previous manager.
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They’ve started a trend.
“Are you watching, Newcastle?”
I’m not surprised.
Reading is an anagram of “Dear gin” and Berkshire is an anagram of “Hire berks”.
Doomed to failure when you think about it. Drunken berks broke the books.
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Bullet
Dodged
To be fair, they said he was an attacking midfielder.
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Did well to avoid this one.
I’m not going to go all MLT on this, but the number of coincidences seems to be growing at an alarming rate, and I cannot recall many during my long days watching football.
Erikkson, Aguero, Fleck, the Reading player now another one?
Something isn’t right
Spuds got beaten by the last kick of the game in Slovenia. 
Excuse me while I have another good…
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Conte out!
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I’m not the only one
Is he trying to give it the vaccine is doing it?
Probably just a throw away statement that people will retwat and soon enough it’ll hit the front pages of the Fail etc as FACT
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