⚽ 📰 The Football News Thread

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I think any foul committed on a Newcastle player will result in the removal of the offending limb.

As the Mash points out, handball will no longer be an issue for many.

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Howe should go to Newcastle instead. Day one of an imagined Howe reign.

Howe : Right, you’re all fat northern cunts. Get on those scales!

The miserable NUFC players get on the scales one by one. As they do so, Eddie breaks the fourth wall and says to the camera:-

“Howe weigh the lads”

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FFS 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

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That seemed like a lot of effort to get that gag in

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Have they won the league yet?

It’s the Norm Macdonald influence.

The geordies have been debating the ethics of this takeover

As one fan observed

“thankfully not much rhymes with Khashoggi”

:grinning:

“Halal the lads”

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Awah the lads, do it Khashoggi style.

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Well, clearly they’re all corrupt twats in it for as much wonga as they can snaffle (not talking about players - which is a different story)

I suppose the big question is who will be the next to pass the fit and proper owners test for Premier League clubs.

  • Thanos
  • Mecha-Hitler
  • Harry Redknapp & Rosie III

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No listing for Ernst Stavro Blofeld?

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Or Vladimir Putin or the Sotonian Soviet!!

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No Baron Silas von Greenback?

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Good grief.

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Jabba the Hutt

No, it’s not. The big question is what the boys at Viz are going to make of it, I can’t wait to see the next edition.

Edit, doing well on sicki…

https://www.sickipedia.net/joke/ua7o9wksg9fl3#!#comment

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