⚽ 📰 The Football News Thread

IF an English team win 1 game in the upcoming round of European games.
THEN there will be 5 UCL places for Englush teams next season

There are a ton of other get more spots combinations.
But Bompey have forgotten how to win.
Luckily

2 Likes

Red card, simulation.

1 Like

Dippers showing their class as usual

https://x.com/EvertonBlueArmy/status/1907885444009705963?t=kGW7CWgAc9jnVZv3XnviCA&s=19

https://x.com/KevinDeBruyne/status/1908111124207140904?t=x_FG5GD2sGnbPkMmZfjWzw&s=19
Always jump before you are pushed

Gerrard had to stay at that shithouse club til the bitter end of his career because of death threats against his family if he went to Chelsea, which apparently he wanted to.

1 Like

What a wanky old picture. He looks like a lovesick teenager who was going round to his birds house to give her his favourite blue scarf only to find his best mate smashing her back doors in. Soppy cunt.

2 Likes

Beautiful poetic prose there Numpty. You should do greetings cards :sunglasses:

3 Likes

https://x.com/danielstorey85/status/1909337618678264291?t=rH167lkMp83JhYZ24VNGzw&s=19

Let’s try and make more money off of the fans, nothing to do with having more teams experience the competition…

1 Like

No thought to the extra games playees will have to play either

nothing to do with the fact that Saudi are 58th in the Fifa rankings??

They’d still have to qualify

You could take every team and play a straight knockout competition instead of the league format

1 Like

Would have to be an open knockout, rather than a seeded one…

True. They would have to beat one of Oman or Bahrain

1 Like

I will be watching more women’s football for these incidents

Derby in the shit

1 Like

Bloody football tourists - ruining the game…
Oh. Wait

Thank fuck for that, maybe he won’t score against us next season…