Poof.
Oooooooooooooooooooo…get you luv. 
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You and me both 
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- Proud to have worked out at least 2 of those.
I thought I’d add this to resurrect an old topic that has literally fallen off the edge of the Sotonian World… 
My mate in Oklahoma who loves the diversity of British accents. He sent me this this morning…
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Incidentally, I used to work with a Glaswegian who spoke with a stammer. 
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It’s ‘ampshire
I’ll trim her bush.
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I’m more than aware local yokels have been mangling the English Language for many a year. Fortunately most had such thrashed out of them at an early age. Long may this most welcome tradition continue.
Shirley that should be “For all them there numbers”??
Stop calling me Shirley
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Purple Burglar Alarm…some foreigners can’t say it…
What’s a preposition?
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It’s something kerb crawlers say to prostitutes outside the local private school.