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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Watch #SaintsFCU21s in #BU21PL action LIVE on YouTube. Kick-off is at 7pm BST: http://youtu.be/8KmVKJGre-E #saintsfc

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GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 1-0 #NCFC U21s (@Prowsey16 pen 27)#SaintsFC lead as Ward-Prowse converts from the spot. http://snpy.tv/1rb5Kt0

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 19:07:48

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 46: #SaintsFCU21s are back under way against #NCFC. Watch live: http://youtu.be/8KmVKJGre-E #saintsfc [2-0] 5 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Time for #SCFC v #THFC https://www.instagram.com/p/BEWjva4vkZU/10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | HALF TIME: #SaintsFCU21s 2-0 #NCFC U21s Goals from @Prowsey16 and @SamGallagher40 put #SaintsFC in control. https://t.co/GJhguUjqa719 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 2-0 #NCFC U21s (@SamGallagher40 44) Gallagher’s thumping finish doubles #SaintsFC’s lead. http://snpy.tv/22ImWRS21 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | @Tadicology Indeed it is, top photo of the big man🇳🇱23 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Who gets your player of the season vote for 2015/16? @VirgilvDijk takes mine #Saintsfc https://t.co/FYJOgUCbYd27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 33: @simsjosh12 goes close for #SaintsFCU21s, drawing a superb save from #NCFC’s Ben Killip. #saintsfc [1-0] http://snpy.tv/26b8FBC 32 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 1-0 #NCFC U21s (@Prowsey16 pen 27) #SaintsFC lead as Ward-Prowse converts from the spot. http://snpy.tv/1rb5Kt035 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Playing Ward-Prowse in the U21 fixtures is just unfair - he dominates the game with absolute ease #Saintsfc35 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 26: PENALTY! #SaintsFCU21s have a spot kick after @SamGallagher40 is brought down by Joe Crowe. #saintsfc [0-0] http://snpy.tv/26b7VfV 37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 22: @Mattytargett nearly breaks the deadlock for #SaintsFCU21s direct from a corner. #saintsfc [0-0] http://snpy.tv/1VygY7s 40 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 21: @JakeHesketh draws an excellent save from #NCFC keeper Ben Killip, as #SaintsFCU21s go close. #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/1VygBKd44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 @td_ward Worried by the presence of Shay Given. I was at his last game, he conceded 6.an hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 18/04/2016

Goals from @prowsey16 and @sam9allagher put #SaintsFCU21s 2-0 up at half-time against#NCFC. #saintsfc ( Staplewood Campus )

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HALF TIME: #SaintsFCU21s 2-0 #NCFC U21s Goals from @Prowsey16 and @SamGallagher40 put #SaintsFC in control. https://t.co/GJhguUjqa7

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 33

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 19:23:08

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s #SaintsFC’s @floringardos5 back in action with #SaintsFCU21s after a long injury lay-off. :raised_hands: https://t.co/zfbvUPsCyL6 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 57: #SaintsFCU21s keeper Paulo Gazzaniga makes a fine save to deny #NCFC’s Reece Hall-Johnson. #saintsfc [2-0] http://snpy.tv/22Is60l 7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @td_ward Not even that good7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Would be handy if Stoke decided to turn up at some point tonight. This is tedious so far.11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @StonehamLane On a losing bet that doesn’t offer a cash out?11 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “Leicester City, we’re coming for you” bellow the #THFC fans12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Utterly predictable, how the fuck did they not think “I reckon he might want this on his right foot here”?!14 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Amused that William Hill haven’t finalised this one yet… https://t.co/bZeCGW8Z6H14 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #SCFC 0 #THFC 1 - what a lovely strike by Kane14 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 48: Nearly a second for #SaintsFCU21s striker @SamGallagher40, who is denied by #NCFC’s Ben Killip. #saintsfc [2-0] http://snpy.tv/1VykXkv 16 minutes ago |

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GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 2-0 #NCFC U21s (@SamGallagher40 44) Gallagher’s thumping finish doubles #SaintsFC’s lead. http://snpy.tv/22ImWRS

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 25

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Here’s #SaintsFC’s @floringardos5 back in action with #SaintsFCU21s after a long injury lay-off. :raised_hands: https://t.co/zfbvUPsCyL

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 34

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 3-2 #NCFC U21s (@simsjosh12 90+3) Sims puts #SaintsFC back in front deep into added time. http://snpy.tv/1Sh28vL

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 31

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

FULL TIME: #SaintsFCU21s 3-2 #NCFC U21s#SaintsFC take the points in a dramatic finish to the #BU21PL clash. https://t.co/Gqc0WWCgBP

Retweets: 13

Favourites: 34

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GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 2-1 #NCFC U21s (Alfie Jones og 66) A scramble sees the ball go in off Jones. #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/1VymyqE

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 10

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57: #SaintsFCU21s keeper Paulo Gazzaniga makes a fine save to deny #NCFC’s Reece Hall-Johnson. #saintsfc [2-0] http://snpy.tv/22Is60l

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 6

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Who will win Fans’ Player of the Season at the #SFCAwards2016? Cast your vote now, #SaintsFC fans: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o2y0

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 20:23:40

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch all five goals from #SaintsFCU21s’ dramatic 3-2 win against their #NCFC counterparts in the #BU21PL: http://snpy.tv/26bhJXm21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Zonal_Marking They’ve been good, but Stoke have made it *so* easy for them so far23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @td_ward A fair point, surprised nobody made anything of that. David Prutton got a 10-game ban for less a decade ago, FFS!28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s’ @Ryan_Seager gives his thoughts after the 3-2 win over #NCFC U21s. #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/1Vyp8Ne29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | FULL TIME: #SaintsFCU21s 3-2 #NCFC U21s #SaintsFC take the points in a dramatic finish to the #BU21PL clash. https://t.co/Gqc0WWCgBP31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 3-2 #NCFC U21s (@simsjosh12 90+3) Sims puts #SaintsFC back in front deep into added time. http://snpy.tv/1Sh28vL33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 3-2 #NCFC U21s (@simsjosh12 90+3) Sims puts #SaintsFC back in front deep into added time. http://snpy.tv/1Sh28vL33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @td_ward Relieved you’re still technically in the game. Nobody’s got close to them yet, REALLY weird. Why hasn’t Shawcross kicked anyone?!35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jack0_P Not sure what impact we can have tonight, tbf36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @mirkobolesan We can hope…37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | This is an absolute stroll for Spurs at the moment, their toughest opponent will be their own complacency.38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 86: @SamGallagher40 goes agonisingly close to restoring #SaintsFCU21s’ lead against #NCFC. #saintsfc [2-2] http://snpy.tv/22IwkoJ 39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Stoke are rather fortunate that Spurs have been so wasteful tonight, could be 3 or 4-0 already. No outlet at the other end, needs Diouf IMO.40 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong *saves for when you next whinge at Southern* :wink:44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Muniesa looks woefully unfit. Blowing out of his arse already.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU21s 2-2 #NCFC U21s (Michee Efete 74) Efete scrambles home a corner to equalise. #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/1rbjGTYan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 71: A double sub for #SaintsFCU21s, as Ollie Cook and @armanilittle come on for @floringardos5 and Olufela Olomola. #saintsfc [2-1] an hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 18/04/2016

Delight for #SaintsFCU21s as Josh Sims scores in added-time to earn a 3-2 win against #NCFC. #saintsfc :raised_hands: ( Staplewood Campus )

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 18/04/2016

He’s back! @floringardos returned from injury with #SaintsFCU21s. #saintsfc :raised_hands: ( Staplewood Campus )

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s @jackstephens_18 helped #CCFC to a win at the weekend. Read our full loan round-up here: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o23f

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 21:24:46

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @aaronflan They sing about us more than we sing about them, and let’s face it, it’s a fucking comedy roadshow.2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s coach @RadhijaidiOff was pleased with his side’s last-gasp win over #NCFC this evening: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o44z3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @aaronflan Stay of execution, hopefully :wink:7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @hounsell84 Some time since I’ve seen a team not attempt to make a tackle for the first 70 minutes of a game. Very strange from them.13 minutes ago |
| :clubs: @HadynCozens | @FreshSaints @VirgilvDijk second that couldn’t rate him more always puts the effort in and has the skill to back it22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Although it would probably actually sum up the season from your fans’ perspective if they beat Leicester to hand Spurs the title26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Yep. Literally no way your lot don’t toss it off on the final day if Leicester need anything.27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @td_ward Just as they’ve hit form as well. Lube up…30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @TomGoulding He’ll fuck off at the first sign of a better offer, as history already shows. Quite where that would be right now though…32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | *switches over pronto*33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong @BenStanners We wouldn’t have had a season like last under MP, IMO. He had to go elsewhere to develop a Plan B.38 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @s8j7s Bet Newcastle’s finest murder both of them on the final day.43 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong He’s still a cunt, so come on Leicester.44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Still, my Fantasy League team’s looking fucking great right about now. Very obliging of you, Stoke back four.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #SCFC 0 #THFC 4 - turns out Spurs can do it on a cold Monday night in Stoke. Alli volleys home.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Paul1cook About fucking time. Such a weird performance, so timid.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | There’s been no anger from any Stoke player at how they’re being made to look like mugs here, no late tackles in frustration, nothing. Weirdan hour ago |

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@floringardos5 - Florin Gardoș

The best 71 minutes of football in 2016. Thank you all for the wonderful support! #saintsfc

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