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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 06:02:08

| Chris Rann @crstig | @Maverick85P @Pault_Tommo86 I have now. :joy:18 minutes ago |

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“It’s Phillips… It’s a brilliant goal!”#OnThisDay in 2004, Kevin Phillips sealed #SaintsFC’s 3-1 win at #MCFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/ZVXHpXXXy2E

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Favourites: 43

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 08:03:11

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s final game of the season against #CPFC are now on sale to eligible Official Members: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o0w8a minute ago |

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| Saints At Everton The Verdict | There isn’t many opportunities to utter the words “We should have won” at Goodison Park but Saturday was one of them … 18-04-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Everton Game Fans Reaction ! | Once again we had our film crew on the road with Saints and we caught up with the Saints fans right after the game. … 18-04-2016 |
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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 09:04:06

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC must beat #AVFC next weekend after the draw at #EFC, says @VirgilvDijk: http://sfcne.ws/VirgilPostEFCA https://t.co/lv3oXdTbmF3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @amylawrence71 Freakishly good memory of completely unimportant things :joy:29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @amylawrence71 Anyone from the Fantasy Football League era should at least recognise the name: https://youtu.be/ni2NXRbhzqk :laughing:37 minutes ago |

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“Partners in crime” or should I say “Brothers in law” #yesterdaydinner #brother #friendship #thelife ( Park Chinois )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 11:04:50

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @colinfarmery Genuine Q, thought work was done at FP last year to restore capacity to full 20k-ish? Sell-out Saturday (:+1: btw) but only 18k?an hour ago |

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You can watch extended highlights from #SaintsFC’s 1-1 draw with #EFC at http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk now: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nzxy

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 8

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Catch the best of the action from #SaintsFC’s 1-1 draw with #EFC thanks to our 60-second highlights: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nzw6

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| Super Kelvin Davis ! The Book | As part of the build up to his testimonial game Kelvin Davis has brought out a book “Super” is described as Kelvin … 18-04-2016 |

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| Saints At Everton The Preview15-04-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Predict The Team V Everton15-04-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! How Liverpool and City European Success Could Help Saints15-04-2016 |
| Saints At Everton ! Dan’s Preview15-04-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Why Liverpool’s Win Is Good For Saints14-04-2016 |
| Koeman Wants European Qualification Every Season For Saints14-04-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 12:05:16

| Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong | It’s always amusing when fans of the other south coast clubs argue over who has got a rivalry with #SaintsFC. https://t.co/YvBDjvptQp9 minutes ago |
| Tom Rennie @thomasjrennie | The football frenzy continues tonight. The door slightly ajar for Tottenham. Going to be a great week with @talkSPORTLive. Starts 1930 BST.34 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 13:05:56

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @TaylorMonk91 Unfortunately not. #saintsfca minute ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Your child could be walking out as #SaintsFC’s mascot against #MCFC, all thanks to @SFC_Foundation. Bid now: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o1y93 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @ConnorArmstrong Mark Draper.11 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @jonfield11 No, I’m afraid not. We will be live streaming the game on YouTube, however. #saintsfc14 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @jonfield11 No, it’s at Staplewood tonight. #saintsfc16 minutes ago |
| Jamie Carragher @Carra23 | MNF is back tonight! A man who had a spell in Spain & came back earlier than expected will join us tonight!!34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 @henrywinter I find it difficult to sympathise with serial offenders. Running the risk every time, eventually it’ll cost your team.20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 @henrywinter Of course they don’t, but everybody seems to buy into the “you can’t just give 10 penalties a game” notion. Yes you can21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @henrywinter Given the debate over pretty much every one of the decisions yesterday, though, using it for “was it a foul” is a waste of time25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @henrywinter I like the idea of using tech for factual decisions, i.e. did the ball cross the line/go out of play, was the foul in the box26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 @henrywinter but if it was clear that one was fouling and one was trying to free themselves, I’d give a penalty/free kick (2/2)27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 @henrywinter When I refereed, if I saw both players doing it, I’d ignore it, as you can’t punish one but not the other (1/2)28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @henrywinter Ultimately, the ref can only give what he sees. We have the benefit of 20-odd camera angles and endless replays.30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @markeetee To be fair, they are only playing against Hampshire’s second-string bowling attack, which also had them 41/3 yesterday.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 14:06:05

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @jackstephens_18 helped #CCFC to a win at the weekend. Read our full loan round-up here: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o23f6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @t_c71 @MFoxx2 @henrywinter Skrtel was (and still is) infuriating in that respect, particularly as he’s had so much coverage!an hour ago |

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#SaintsFC’s @floringardos5 is set to return to action with #SaintsFCU21s on Monday night: http://sfcne.ws/GardosU21sNCFC https://t.co/7Bm2rOBTKI

Retweets: 14

Favourites: 41

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 16:06:33

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ChrisMNee I’m almost impressed how he continues to find new ways to fuck things up2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Indeed.4 minutes ago |
| Gary Lineker @GaryLineker | On Vardy, I never condone dissent at decisions, but it happens in every game. You can’t just single out one player. Has to be same for all.8 minutes ago |
| David Ornstein @bbcsport_david | Exclusive - David Bernstein resignation letter: “It has proved impossible to implement the agreed structure” #AVFC https://t.co/NzmMKZpQnD22 minutes ago |
| BBC Sport @BBCSport | David Bernstein and Mervyn King have resigned from the Aston Villa board http://bbc.in/1qTxPoi #AVFC https://t.co/lgHfxts0Pv25 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s will look to continue their excellent #BU21PL form when they host #NCFC tonight. Watch our preview: http://youtu.be/b2r7Z_W1Ogkan hour ago |

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The #SFCAwards2016 are fast approaching! The players have had their say – now it’s your turn, #SaintsFC fans… https://grabyo.com/g/v/YDmY2z29C65

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 11

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 17:07:21

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s how #SaintsFCU21s will line-up against #NCFC in the #BU21PL at Staplewood tonight. #saintsfc https://t.co/9fpPq3mHQp7 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | In breezy & overcast Stoke to see if Tottenham can close the gap on Leicester https://t.co/ya9n8eFe6E34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson @MFoxx2 That’s like the “if they give a penalty for that, they’d give 10 a game” argument. Fine, do it. They’ll soon stop.38 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @TonyHusbandBBC The @FA “Respect” campaign has been an utter fraud from the start, no meaningful action ever taken.42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @TonyHusbandBBC Indeed, but literally no chance of that changing now, the damage has been done over the past 20 years.42 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | I’m behind the #lcfc fairytale as much as the next bloke but let’s not pretend Jamie Vardy is Mary Poppins on or off the pitch.an hour ago |
| Messi Minutes @MessiMinutes | According to local Andalusian paper @Estadio_ED, Pione Sisto has been offered to Real Betis for just €6m (£4.8m). https://t.co/WyrYxNELFZan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Who will win Fans’ Player of the Season at the #SFCAwards2016? Cast your vote now, #SaintsFC fans: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o2y0an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @TonyHusbandBBC Refs at grass roots, paid peanuts, have to suffer the same abuse that PL refs on £1000 match fees happily take. Not right.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bglendenning PL refs get a (relatively) good salary and four-figure match fee. I’d take that abuse for £500 an hour. I wouldn’t for £10/hr.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bglendenning For me, the problem is that all this shit gets extended down to grass roots. Refs there get paid £20-odd to suffer the abuse.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The #SFCAwards2016 are fast approaching! The players have had their say – now it’s your turn, #SaintsFC fans… https://grabyo.com/g/v/YDmY2z29C65an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DavidELuker I’d be fascinated to see how he got on at a club where he had an actual budget that he had to stick to. Very badly, I suspect.an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Here’s how #SaintsFCU21s will line-up against #NCFC in the #BU21PL at Staplewood tonight. #saintsfc https://t.co/9fpPq3mHQp

Retweets: 12

Favourites: 19

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 18:07:30

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 1: #SaintsFCU21s are under way against #NCFC at Staplewood. Watch live: http://youtu.be/8KmVKJGre-E #saintsfc4 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’re LIVE from Staplewood. Join us for coverage of #SaintsFCU21s’ clash with their #NCFC counterparts: http://youtu.be/8KmVKJGre-E #saintsfc16 minutes ago |
| Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC | U21s | XI to face @SouthamptonFC: Killip; Ramsay, Crowe, Efete, Hall-Johnson; Grant, Adams; Lewis, McIntosh, Middleton; Ashley-Seal. (7pm)32 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch #SaintsFCU21s in #BU21PL action LIVE on YouTube. Kick-off is at 7pm BST: http://youtu.be/8KmVKJGre-E #saintsfcan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We’re LIVE from Staplewood. Join us for coverage of #SaintsFCU21s’ clash with their #NCFC counterparts: http://youtu.be/8KmVKJGre-E #saintsfc

Retweets: 6

Favourites: 6

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