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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 22:26:08

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Charli_LL That Agbonlahor story was rather tame. Hardly news to show that he’s a wasting dickhead, that’s been evident for some time.19 minutes ago |
| Andy May @andymay | The curse of the one match celebratory dressing room photo I hope #LCFC https://t.co/cV89usm1vD23 minutes ago |
| Florin Gardoș @floringardos5 | The best 71 minutes of football in 2016. Thank you all for the wonderful support! #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Matt5cott Spurs to win to nil. Like printing money for most of this season.27 minutes ago |
| Sky Sports MNF @SkySportsMNF | Here is Cesc Fabregas’ team of the season. What do you make of that? #MNF https://t.co/e5bohQA8jq34 minutes ago |
| PA Dugout @PAdugout | Four goals, many more shots and #THFC now five points behind #LCFC | @SimonPeach http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3546650/No-slips-Spurs-emphatically-sink-Stoke-eat-Leicesters-lead.html https://t.co/3btLezmYNx37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ChrisMNee Disappointing but understandable. At least when we went down it was just because we were shit, not because people weren’t trying.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @colinfarmery Fair enough. Where’s the remaining 1k gone? General health and safety stuff?an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ChrisMNee Are you going Saturday, by the way? Beers?an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ChrisMNee It must have come as a massive surprise to everyonean hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/04/2016 23:27:30

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch highlights and reaction from #SaintsFCU21s’ dramatic 3-2 win against #NCFC at the Staplewood Campus: http://youtu.be/azkZF5jsW_w #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 05:36:12

| Chris Rann @crstig | I’m not saying Carroll should go, but he should have more chance than someone who has been crocked for the entire season…4 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | So Roy has written off Carroll’s chances of Euros despite him playing and scoring, but the door is open for Jack Wilkshire? Unbelievable.5 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 06:36:34

| Chris Rann @crstig | Wilkshire is always crocked and hideously overrated. Certainly now showstoppingly good enough to be included at any cost. #arsenal #3lionsan hour ago |

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Watch highlights and reaction from #SaintsFCU21s’ dramatic 3-2 win against #NCFC at the Staplewood Campus: http://youtu.be/azkZF5jsW_w #saintsfc

Retweets: 9

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 07:37:17

| Adam Virgo @Adamvirgs19 | Working with @talkSPORT2 tonight @LaLiga action with @RCDEspanyol vs @rccelta_oficial with @alex_crook. Europa league still chance for Celtaan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 08:39:12

| talkSPORT 2 @talkSPORT2 | FYI: Here’s what we’ve got lined-up for you today. Live IPL, live La Liga… https://t.co/HWsgF1dxwv33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to Spurs next month have now sold out. Thanks for your fantastic support! :clap: https://t.co/lPZwj4OQ7v19 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s final away game of the season at Spurs are now on general sale. Book here: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n7cy39 minutes ago |

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Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to Spurs next month have now sold out. Thanks for your fantastic support! :clap: https://t.co/lPZwj4OQ7v

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 13

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@floringardos5 - Florin Gardoș

That’s me playing football again. Meee, yea, me! Haha! Have a wonderful day, #saintsfc! https://t.co/IamoNNRNIk

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 56

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 09:40:44

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Take a look through our gallery of images from #SaintsFCU21s’ thrilling win over #NCFC: http://sfcne.ws/GalleryNCFCU21 https://t.co/6vUdtFuKmm21 minutes ago |
| Ronald Koeman @RonaldKoeman | Some good news and some bad news! The good news is we have the Memory Stick from the Camera. The bad news is we don’t have the Camera! :+1:36 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 10:43:01

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | A standout innings for @vincey14 at Headingley, 100 not out against the champions. Time for some team-mates to step up and help him now…14 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @archiert1 Was there any criticism in the German press for Tuchel for the Ginter/Kagawa substitution immediately before the corner for 3-3?22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s’ @simsjosh12 was delighted with his last-gasp winner against #NCFC in the #BU21PL: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o61m28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | So Basingstoke Town, recently relegated to the Ryman Premier, have decided they’re going full-time next season. Er…an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 11:44:51

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | A night #SaintsFC fans don’t want to miss! Have you got your ticket for Kelvin Davis’s testimonial? #SKD10 https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nn7c19 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | A night #SaintsFC fans don’t want to miss! Have you got your ticket for Kelvin Davis’s testimonial? #SKD10 https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nn7c19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig @Waldo19912 Yep, especially for a game with pretty much zero riding on it. Still, it’ll be £30 next season.27 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Nice line from @Alex_PJ_Smith in today’s Daily Mirror and Daily Star about how team go karting sessions have put #bhafc on track for success29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Wow. Quite the shambles from @123reg here http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fail/236509/ctrl-alt-del-ticket-chaos-as-ross-county-accidentally-delete-their-entire-club-website.html32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig @Waldo19912 It was that legendary game, yes! It’s Man United away on the final day.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @InnesMarlow Unless the weather takes a turn tomorrow, of course…an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @InnesMarlow I’m going with no. Said at the end of their innings that we’d do well to make the 444 follow-on over 2 innings. Stand by that.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I know we gave out free scarves at Swansea two years ago, but that was alongside a £5 ticket price. Bournemouth somewhat missing the point.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Wonderful. Rather than discount the ludicrous £55 ticket price, Bournemouth are using their away fan fund to give out free scarves. In May.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @archiert1 I assume the “never make a substitution before defending a set piece” saying is a strictly English one then! That cost them, IMO.an hour ago |
| Mirror Football @MirrorFootball | Exclusive: Matt Le Tissier explains why Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain should rejoin Southampton http://bit.ly/1TgGcU9 https://t.co/f01cAsujOUan hour ago |
| Florin Gardoș @floringardos5 | That’s me playing football again. Meee, yea, me! Haha! Have a wonderful day, #saintsfc! https://t.co/IamoNNRNIk2 hours ago |

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A night #SaintsFC fans don’t want to miss! Have you got your ticket for Kelvin Davis’s testimonial? #SKD10 https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nn7c

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Victor Wanyama - (victorwanyama) on 19/04/2016

Happy bday @mwatsonphoto any chance of pushing @hugoscheckter off this pic? :joy::joy:

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 12:45:02

| Stuart Jones @spjonah77 | Only four points to go lads… https://t.co/fKjVroo8w92 days ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JamieCutteridge and players with an ounce of sense to not get themselves in situations like that in the first place.38 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Waldo19912 Reckon they’d have sold loads if they’d opened the Northam right from the start. I know loads of people who are waiting.an hour ago |
| Mike Anstead @mike_anstead | Gabriel Agbonlahor’s 2015/16 season… Premier League goals - 1 Internal investigations into his conduct - 2an hour ago |

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Tickets for #SaintsFC’s final away game of the season at Spurs are now on general sale. Book here: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n7cy

Retweets: 7

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/04/2016 13:45:31

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @crstig Couldn’t be less of a big deal. He doesn’t remotely fit the system we now play, Wilshere does. Moot point anyway, he won’t be fit.5 minutes ago |
| Football Memorabilia @MemorabiliaMall | Hugh Fisher #SaintsFC 68/9 @SouthamptonFCID @SaintsRelated @Mick_Channon_TV @saintsfc @blogsaintsfc @VanIsleSAINTS https://t.co/mRVAzFWn4S2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We caught up with #SaintsFC’s @floringardos5 after he made his comeback from injury with #SaintsFCU21s last night: https://grabyo.com/g/v/5B6uLVbldaP39 minutes ago |

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