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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 07:46:57

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @JordyClasie admitted that a point at #EFC wasn’t good enough for the team: http://sfcne.ws/ClasiePostEFCA https://t.co/Pp7XWZFQ3i16 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

It’s time for our photo gallery! :camera: View the best images from#SaintsFCC’s 1-1 draw at#EFCC:http://sfcne.ws/EFCAGallerykhttp://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/721450653432676352/photo/1a

Retweets: 16

Favourites: 23

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 08:47:22

| The Football League @football_league | HONOUR: @Kevin__Davies will be presented with Sir Tom Finney Award at tonight’s #FLAwards http://po.st/KevinDavies https://t.co/N2V5BBU1fK9 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | We should absolutely be disappointed to draw with that Everton team yesterday. They are dreadful. #saintsfc28 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | We aren’t the type of Mickey Mouse crowd who get promoted but can’t sustain it and inevitably fall away. We are part of the elite. #saintsfc32 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | The reason we were in the top flight for 20 odd years, and have stayed now we are back is because it’s where we belong. #saintsfc34 minutes ago |
| Barclays Football @BarclaysFooty | WIN a signed @SouthamptonFC shirt + tickets to their last game of season, RT to enter our #SpiritoftheGame giveaway https://t.co/Oqwi1SOqjran hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | We’re a Premier League club. Always have been. League One was a hiatus. It doesn’t define us. #WeMarchOn #saintsfc36 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | We’re a Premier League club. Always have been. League One was a hiatus. It doesn’t define us. #WeMarchOn #saintsfc36 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | When are we going to stop going on about being in League One? #saintsfc #tedious38 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay in 2012, #SaintsFC moved to the brink of the Premier League, after winning 3-1 away to #PUFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/iJFfzoeQ3oq

Retweets: 18

Favourites: 26

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 10:50:31

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | ‘Leicester City - the people’s premier champions 2016’ scarves & t-shirts for sale outside the King Power Stadium https://t.co/145U94tsLn3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s trip to #AVFC will be crucial, after the draw against #EFC, says @RonaldKoeman: http://sfcne.ws/RKEuropeEFCA https://t.co/MitesDQaTG10 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #efc 1 #saintsfc 1 Player Ratings:- http://georgeweahscousin.com/match/6596-everton-v-southampton/an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2012, #SaintsFC moved to the brink of the Premier League, after winning 3-1 away to #PUFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/iJFfzoeQ3oq2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Mattsax13 Fine to disagree. Point I’m trying to make is, going on about League One when we have a poor result is small time mentality.2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 12:52:28

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LCFC 1 #WHUFC 0 - Vardy fires home & the King Power erupts4 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | My office for the afternoon #afcb v #lfc https://t.co/F3Pfm5AYoJ15 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Quite the save from Schmeichel20 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | 73 seconds in & #WHUFC hit both posts, yet Kouyate’s header doesn’t go in. Blimey20 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Quite the pre-match atmosphere inside the King Power Stadium. Not heard anything like it at an English ground before24 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | “It’s Phillips… It’s a brilliant goal!” #OnThisDay in 2004, Kevin Phillips sealed #SaintsFC’s 3-1 win at #MCFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/ZVXHpXXXy2Ean hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | It’s never too late to jump on a bandwagon. At the King Power Stadium for #LCFC v #WHUFC https://t.co/88V7t0DhMGan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @colinfarmery Enjoyed that, cheers :wink:2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | A local gospel choir is proving popular with #LCFC fans outside the ground https://t.co/tTQnElXEGo2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 13:54:13

| Matt Dickinson @DickinsonTimes | Many claiming it was a blatant dive. I’d call it a tangle of legs. Should have been 'too hard to call, play on’9 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Ref’s got that absolutely spot on as well.12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Well well well.12 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Vardy sent off. Wow12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Blimey. The worst one of the lot to end it.16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Some *terrible* penalties in this shootout. Seriously shit.19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | That penalty’s still rising…22 minutes ago |
| Shane Warne @ShaneWarne | @ZacGoldsmith is a very thoughtful & caring man. He has wonderful vision & will follow through… http://instagram.com/p/BETY8AfOAQ5/27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Think he’s managed it very well, actually. Obiang should be in the book for persistent fouls, but pretty good otherwise, IMO31 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Sturridge doubles #lfc lead right on half time, guiding his header beyond Boruc from Ibe’s free kick. Poor marking from #afcb33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Fucks sake, Bournemouth37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU18s were narrowly beaten by their #SCFC counterparts on Saturday. Watch our highlights: http://youtu.be/nCMd_OxtdtQ #saintsfc38 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #lfc lead #afcb 1-0. Borucdoes well to claw away initial Sturridge back heel and Firmino gratefully gobbles up the rebound.42 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Emenike just got owned by Wes Morganan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 14:54:54

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | You want an awful refereeing decision? Hamburg keeper Adler sent off for foul on Kagawa despite 3 covering defenders.13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JanAageFjortoft Got every key decision right. Not sure which game you were watching.24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Glorious fun.30 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | FT #afcb 1 #lfc 2 Sturridge the class act. Bournemouth didn’t get going until it was too late31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CalW12 Yeah, if there’s any player in the league who has no right to complain about incidents like that, it’s Huth. Gets away with so much.31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CalW12 They were both holding each other on that one, IMO. Just that Huth being held was the later of the two.32 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | That’s the title sewn up. Congratulations #lcfc. Champions.32 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Lifeline for #afcb superb half volley from Joshua King 1-232 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Regista_Michael He’s been brilliant. The seethe generated has been hilarious.33 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LCFC 2 #WHUFC 2 - football, bloody hell. Ulloa levels from the spot33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Clearly barges him over. Clumsy oaf.34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Again. Top decision.34 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @theboylatch come on. Thought you were an intelligent guy. Decent sell on for a lad who left aged 12!36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @samcunningham Why? He’s pretty much got everything spot on.37 minutes ago |
| Iain Macintosh @iainmacintosh | This is entirely the fault of anyone who bought a ‘Leicester City: Premiership Champions’ scarf.41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @iainmacintosh Even more so the people actually competing in the damn thing. Manage to slip Barclays into sentences, but not Premier League!39 minutes ago |
| Mike Brannan @MJafcB | @alex_crook Should we form a guard of honour instead!? We’re football fans ffs. Scummer! Scummer!43 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 15:56:40

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers and usually wrong as well.23 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Ranieri tells the media he is “so proud” of #LCFC’s display against #WHUFC. Wouldn’t talk about referee’s decisions https://t.co/00yHMbBLbz28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CaptainSte3le Yep. They just don’t seem to learn.41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Arsenal doing that really annoying thing of dominating the game with slow and ponderous possession and then trying to walk the ball in.43 minutes ago |
| West Ham United FC @whufc_official | FT: And now the home fans have reverted to playing with their pieces of cardboard again… [2-2] :hammer_and_pick: #WHUFC #LEIWHU 2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Next up for #SaintsFC: #AVFC! Tickets for next weekend’s trip to Villa Park are on general sale. Book now: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1lqcuan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | If it wasn’t the #LCFC chairman’s helicopter, I’d suggest this was the safest way for Jon Moss to leave the ground https://t.co/Ruun3sxNJKan hour ago |
| Cartlon Cole @_CarltonCole9 | When you’re 2-1 up in Extra Time on FIFA with your mate and you want a penalty shootout https://vine.co/v/it9F5wWlX6Ban hour ago |
| MC @mediocentroEN | You might say @SassuoloUS GK Andrea Consigli made a mess of this back pass… https://vine.co/v/it9F5wWlX6Ban hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 16:58:05

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @FrannysTash Not like Wenger to rely on past glories…11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I think we’ve just witnessed Peak Walcott. Runs at speed over 20 yards of space straight into an opponent and falls over.15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | That’ll serve you right for boring everyone by dicking around with it on the edge of Palace’s area for the whole fucking game.19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Lolz20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @millzyface @MarkyBunny I like how spherical his entire body mass is. In shape. Round is a shape.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s welcome their #NCFC counterparts to Staplewood on Monday night. Watch our preview: http://youtu.be/b2r7Z_W1Ogk #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 17:58:45

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s coach @RadhijaidiOff hopes his side can show how far they’ve progressed against #NCFC on Monday night: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nzqu22 minutes ago |

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@football_league - The Football League

HONOUR: @Kevin__Davies will be presented with Sir Tom Finney Award at tonight’s #FLAwards http://po.st/KevinDavies https://t.co/N2V5BBU1fK

Retweets: 113

Favourites: 162

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 18:55:55

| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Take a look at our latest piece by @Aidansmall97 about four potential summer transfer targets for #Saintsfc https://t.co/4nxGL3ZjJM30 minutes ago |
| Chris Ingram @ChrisIngram96 | Four signings that would complete Koeman’s jigsaw at Southampton - @Aidansmall97 http://ow.ly/4mLNXr #Saintsfc https://t.co/sSjP7M63VS32 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Don’t think that is the worst point in the world for #lcfc under the circumstances36 minutes ago |
| Ian Brown @harrydunn999 | @FreshSaints centre back, right bac & fit Austin. We will also need replacement for Vic-he won’t sign #Sainstsfc19 hours ago |
| Jimmy Barton @jimmykagawa | @FreshSaints I agree with these. Depending on who leaves = priority. Mane-Sisto (can play mid or wing) Tadic-Ziyech (playmaker)Ox=Strengthen20 hours ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Four signings that would complete Koeman’s jigsaw at Southampton - @Aidansmall97 http://ow.ly/4mLNXr #Saintsfc https://t.co/sSjP7M63VS40 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Eddie Howe admitted in his presser #afcb didn’t deserve anything from today. Jurgen Klopp strangely reluctant to praise #lfc hero Sturridgean hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 It was ridiculous, especially when on a (equally ridiculous) booking alreadyan hour ago |
| PA Dugout @PAdugout | The last ten minutes between #LCFC & #WHUFC :stopwatch:8⃣4⃣: 1-1 :stopwatch:8⃣6⃣: 1-2 :stopwatch:9⃣0⃣+4⃣: 2-2 https://t.co/fBxfkqhYii4 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 19:58:07

| James Ducker @TelegraphDucker | Exclusive interview with Massimo Cellino. ‘I can be the best arsehole in the world but I’m not a bad person’. #LUFC http://telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/17/massimo-cellino-one-day-leeds-will-be-the-best-side-in-europe32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @prmahoney1976 My parents always used to put orange peel down. Looks a bit shit but seemed to do the job10 minutes ago |
| Kurt Buckley @KurtBuckleyy | My drawing of Ronald Koeman, @SouthamptonFC manager. Graphite, compressed charcoal & black coloured pencil, A1. https://t.co/T58V2NCrLWan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @KurtBuckleyy Very impressive! :clap:#saintsfcc13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @riksharma_ They’re *actually* going to throw this title away, aren’t they?!27 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Head on over to @StMarysMusings to hear Marian Pahars answer the questions of Southampton fans! #Saintsfc https://t.co/FBUAv1Ba6I30 minutes ago |
| Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong | AUDIO: Marians Pahars answers #SaintsFC fans’ questions for #AskPahars https://soundcloud.com/connorarmstrong-1/marians-pahars-questions-and-answers-audio-1404201638 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @floringardos5 is set to return to action with #SaintsFCU21s on Monday night: http://sfcne.ws/GardosU21sNCFC https://t.co/7Bm2rOBTKIan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 20:58:51

| Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ | BREAKING NEWS: Leeds midfielder Lewis Cook wins Football League Young Player of the Year. #SSNHQ https://t.co/IJ7kSAfV3G11 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Wow what is happening to #barcelona? Gonna be a great end to the La Liga season on @talkSPORT210 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Usually a load of “why always me lolz” memes these days, but I was impressed with performance and attitude of Balotelli for Milan tonight18 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 21:58:53

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @mirkobolesan They’re ex-players who will have done it throughout their entire career. Stick an ex-ref in that studio…4 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @lobbster82 Don’t think the money’s an issue, he’s probably worth that in today’s market, but “difficult to manage” is an understatement.6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @lobbster82 Not worth the associated nonsense that comes with it, I suspect.8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Alfie Jones is aiming for maximum points from #SaintsFCU21s’ final two games of the season, starting with #NCFC: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nzvo43 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Today’s #afcb v #lfc match report. Ratings by @Alex_PJ_Smith http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/508745/Bournemouth-Liverpool-match-reportan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 22:58:52

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Marian Pahars has spoken to @StMarysMusings. Glad he liked my question #LatvianMichaelOwen http://stmarysmusings.sbnation.com/2016/4/17/11437894/askpahars-marians-pahars-answers-fans-questions https://t.co/7kdGLre1KN22 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Chrisdavies1966 The introduction of cameras to aid referees. Not defending his words or views, merely reporting theman hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Chrisdavies1966 Perhaps but at least he offers a solution or at least expresses an openness to how referees can be helpedan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Andy Carroll shot from the hip when I spoke to him after #LCFC 2 #WHUFC 2 http://bit.ly/1U0DpjXan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC manager @RonaldKoeman gives his verdict on the 1-1 draw at #EFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/ybkoWGrCt6z

Retweets: 23

Favourites: 30

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/04/2016 23:59:15

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | You can watch extended highlights from #SaintsFC’s 1-1 draw with #EFC at http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk now: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nzxyan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Catch the best of the action from #SaintsFC’s 1-1 draw with #EFC thanks to our 60-second highlights: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nzw6an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Just spoken to Football League Young Player of the Year, @dele_alli36. Had nice things to say about #THFC & #MKDons http://t.co/86wIRCYAyPa year ago |

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