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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 12:39:57

| Football Med Conf @footballmed | Up next: Martin Tyler with @RonaldKoeman #RTP2016 https://t.co/2oZQgOmKPi2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | .@JanVertonghen believes #THFC can do “something special” over the coming years if Pochettino remains in charge http://ind.pn/1qDlMLKan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s @VictorWanyama was delighted to be back among the goals in the win over #NUFC: http://sfcne.ws/VWPostNUFCH https://t.co/ASc2TSZ1sA

Retweets: 18

Favourites: 25

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 11:39:34

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay a year ago, @Prowsey16 and @GPelle19 scored as #SaintsFC beat #HCAFC 2-0 at St Mary’s: https://grabyo.com/g/v/rd7bn9yphFm27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gandermonium I doubt they’ve got another page on their website that has received as many hits as that one :slight_smile:28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | #saintsfc boss @RonaldKoeman speaking right now at @footballmed in London, follow their timeline for his thoughts29 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Start your week by enjoying the key moments from #SaintsFC’s 3-1 win over #NUFC at St Mary’s on Saturday: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n6gn

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 29

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

It’s time for our 60-second highlights! :soccer: Watch the best moments from #SaintsFC’s 3-1 win over #NUFC: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n6gn

Retweets: 20

Favourites: 41

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 10:39:34

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Will_Unwin Save Chip3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Will_Unwin It’ll be like 2001 all over again5 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “We can create a tailored and exclusive written feature, stylised to your brief, which is completely unique to your publication” NO, NO, NO6 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “We are speak with Tim Lovejoy. Would you be interested in purchasing some bespoke & exclusive written content for your publication?” No.16 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “We are speak with Tim Lovejoy. Would you be interested in purchasing some bespoke & exclusive written content for your publication?” No.16 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @VictorWanyama was delighted to be back among the goals in the win over #NUFC: http://sfcne.ws/VWPostNUFCH https://t.co/ASc2TSZ1sAan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 09:39:02

| Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong | Ralph knows just how to mix it… https://t.co/xwKqw0ksTj21 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @SteveGrant1983 It must be. Unfortunately that’s the way we’ve been asked to sell them for this game. Sorry! #saintsfc20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SouthamptonFC Is that a new thing? Always been able to get lower tier tickets straight away before31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @SteveGrant1983 Hi Steve. The selling order from Spurs means we can’t sell the Lower until the Upper has sold out. #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SouthamptonFC Why are lower tier tickets not available for Spurs away?33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @AaronBains15 Friday. Full details here: http://sfcne.ws/THFCA080516 #saintsfcan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Thanks for your incredible support once again today, #SaintsFC fans! #WeMarchOn https://t.co/qkP5QeSKC5

Retweets: 37

Favourites: 166

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 08:38:33

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @saintsmith80 Hi. The selling order from Spurs means we can’t sell the Lower until the Upper has sold out. #saintsfc22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @LHodder1 Hi. The selling order from Spurs means we can’t sell the Lower until the Upper has sold out. #saintsfc22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Sammieejane Hi. The selling order from Spurs means we can’t sell the Lower until the Upper has sold out. #saintsfc22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to Spurs are now on sale to eligible Season Ticket holders: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n7cy29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @saintsmith80 Should be on now – apologies! #saintsfc30 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 07:38:06

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Danstedman123 You’re able to change seat, Dan – as long as the new seat you want is available. #saintsfc33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Start your week by enjoying the key moments from #SaintsFC’s 3-1 win over #NUFC at St Mary’s on Saturday: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n6gn35 minutes ago |

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@FraserForster - Fraser Forster

Good team performance yesterday and great to get the three points #wemarchon #SaintsFC :red_circle::white_circle::red_circle::white_circle::red_circle: https://t.co/roj6X5vIiD

Retweets: 56

Favourites: 486

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 00:34:52

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @kingscrossed Quest Means Business #dontmentiontheparkan hour ago |
| P J Willett @P_J_Willett | Speechless. I once punched that kid in the head for hurting my pet rat. Now look. #bbcgolf #TheMastersan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @billrice23 And they lost to Newcastle at home (!)an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @billrice23 I think Spurs are the best side in the Premier League right now, but paying for too many draws earlier in the seasonan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @billrice23 They’ve passed the test a lot, though. West Ham could be tough but Swansea at home after thatan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @YesWeCrann Got it in onean hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @YesWeCrann Ha, glad it had the desired impact. If you want something else, just imagine someone from Hull saying Vito Mannonean hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 23:33:51

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @YesWeCrann A debate that will never end. My better half is from Hull so saying tea is the least of her problems #urrnurr2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @LeeSmith_AI @DannyWillet I just kept looking at how clean the bricks were3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @YesWeCrann Certainly the most names for one thing. Dinner & tea a genuine language barrier in my house3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @clarencehilljr @jamescaroll Anthony Joshua just became IBF world heavyweight champion so it’s not all bad for Under Armour athletes4 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @YesWeCrann Buying a bread cake when I was a student was perhaps the most disappointing experience of my life5 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Journo_Slash Bit of Hendo relish will set it right off6 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @LeeSmith_AI @DannyWillet The room could not look more fake7 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “What’s Henderson Relish? Bread cakes sound delicious” - the Champions Dinner could be interesting next year8 minutes ago |
| Jason halley @Halley1Jason | A bit late but @Danny_Willett doing his work before #masters. Practice/par 3 tomorrow booooooom https://t.co/HQWOFYd5qt4 days ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch more than 20 minutes of action from #SaintsFC’s win against #NUFC with our extended highlights: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n6hb22 minutes ago |
| Kelly Cates @KellyCates | Imagine being stuck behind Spieth at a cashpoint.23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @m_hemsley I had Spieth each way, so broke even overall. That’ll do.27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers Looking forward to them claiming credit for it31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | An entire county is going to be even more insufferable than normal for the next month.32 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s time for our 60-second highlights! :soccer: Watch the best moments from #SaintsFC’s 3-1 win over #NUFC: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n6gn33 minutes ago |
| Carey Paton @CareyPaton | leave the bloke alone - he’s got phone calls to make and War and Peace to read twice while he waits for Jordan to finish his round36 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 22:32:21

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @RookeryMike @mirkobolesan Pretty much. They and Pompey (via Mandaric) were the only clubs post-ITV Digital who had any money to spend3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Chalmers76 If he’s got the yips, he could have a par 25 and it would do him no good39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Chalmers76 My bets have gone. Had each of Spieth, Day and McIlroy each way.42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Waldo19912 I am a future world crazy golf champion42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Westwood on the charge as well. Thought this was done about half an hour ago. No early night for me…44 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Jordan Spieth giving all Sunday morning golfers hope right here #TheMastersan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | And now the sand. The fuck?!an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Wow, in the drink again. That’s the sort of shot I’d have played. When drunk.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton I’m amused by how unpopular Spieth seems to be.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Oh, splash. My 10/1 bet not looking quite so safe all of a sudden…an hour ago |
| Thameslink @TLRailUK | :warning:Due to shortage of drivers, some services may be cancelled or amended during morning of Monday 11th April. Please check before you travel.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 21:31:27

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson That would have been the “right, stop the game, nobody ever play golf again” moment18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @baj Weirdly undecided18 minutes ago |
| Ben Dirs @bendirs1 | Every time I laugh at the fact Smylie Kaufman is called Smylie Kaufman I have to remind myself that I’m called Ben Dirs.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 20:29:56

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Because Italy.7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Al_Cooper7 Carol?8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Have you purchased your 2016/17 Season Ticket yet? Make sure you’re #InThatNumber next season! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1miuu14 minutes ago |

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