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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 19:29:06

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Read more from @VirgilvDijk on his second #SaintsFC Player of the Month award of the season: http://sfcne.ws/VvDPOTMMarch https://t.co/TmtvSjwFvXan hour ago |
| Adam Bridge @abridge75 | Right I’ve started so I’ll finish … Signings rubbish, Tactics worse, Substitutions baffling, It’s a complete farce ! The End #MUFCan hour ago |
| Chris Perry @ChrisPezPerry | Can someone talk me through Ashley Young at CF when you’ve got Martial a CF playing on the left wing? #cluelessan hour ago |

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Graziano Pellè - (gpelle19_official) on 10/04/2016

:heart:Lebanese mood :yum: #greatdinner #relax #love #dayoff #food #wine #falafel #hummus ( Ishbilia Restaurant )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 18:28:25

| Historic Southampton @HistoricalSoton | After leaving #Southampton, #Titanic entered the Solent, passing Cowes on the Isle of Wight en route to France. https://t.co/rfOgb4b5Lb2 hours ago |
| Alex Shaw @AlexShawESPN | Funniest thing is… United seem reticent to give it Mourinho. In favour of a) Van Gaal or b) the work experience kid. It’s mind blowing.an hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Bang goes the top four then. Surely now someone in the #mufc hierarchy will grow a pair and put LVG out of his misery.43 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Hear from #SaintsFC defender @VirgilvDijk after he picked up the March Player of the Month award: https://grabyo.com/g/v/V7uLSF1ftABan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Congratulations to @VirgilvDijk, who fans have voted as #SaintsFC’s Player of the Month for March! :clap: https://t.co/rQQN6mNGVIan hour ago |

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Congratulations to @VirgilvDijk, who fans have voted as #SaintsFC’s Player of the Month for March! :clap: https://t.co/rQQN6mNGVI

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 10/04/2016

Congratulations to Virgil van Dijk, who fans have voted as #SaintsFC’s March Player of the Month! :clap: ( Staplewood Campus )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 17:26:36

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @_PaulHayward Is it that Woodward likes him or that Woodward needs LVG to succeed as EW has failed in all other football aspects?3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @KingyG7 Yeah, he was very impressive. Darmian less so, but Smalling/Blind the main culprits for the first goal IMO18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @KingyG7 If Martial scores after that ridiculous run, you win this 1-0. Defeat almost inevitable from there.21 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #THFC 3 #MUFC 0 - it never rains but it pours. Lamela sweeps home wonderfully24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | OK this is quite funny now. COLLAPSE AHOY!24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Things suddenly looking remarkably good for my fantasy league team this weekend…25 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #THFC 2 #MUFC 0 - Alderweireld rises to power home Lamela’s free-kick25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @danielstorey85 Wouldn’t be in that position had Smalling and Blind not contested the same free header 50 yards from goal26 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #THFC 1 #MUFC 0 - Dele Alli slots home from close range as White Hart Lane erupts29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Smalling and Blind going for the same ball 50 yards from goal directly leads to that goal. Awful bit of defending.29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @td_ward A bit rubbish? What’s the backup keeper been like?an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 16:24:22

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Fucks sake, Stoke *sulking face*16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @KingyG7 It’s ridiculous. Rojo was *so* bad that he was nowhere near making contact with Walker there19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Yes, Davie Provan, credit to Kyle Walker for not being a hideous cheating twat and wanting to score. That’s the level these days, is it?!22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Wow, what a miss27 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @BenPearceSpurs Benji, give us a wave…28 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “You nearly won the league,” #MUFC fans chant at White Hart Lanean hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @CucoMartina says @ShaneLong7’s early goal made life easier against #NUFC: http://sfcne.ws/CMPostNUFCH https://t.co/p6fgt5LnLNan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Blow for full time at Anfield right now, please. #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 15:22:37

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | A fun and calamity-packed second half in Gelsenkirchen, 2-2 probably a fair result in the derby.3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @alansmith90 Yeah, the bar’s been set pretty low.6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @alansmith90 Your namesake is particularly bad at *terrible* bastardisation of the English language12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gareth_Davies09 Nothing specific, but it’s weird how a team that couldn’t last the pace for 80% of last season now runs full pelt for 96min13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gareth_Davies09 Suspiciously so, perhaps.18 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | I have always considered Southampton as a model club to newly promoted sides, but Leicester have really raised the bar #lcfc #Saintsfc21 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Not only are they on course to win the BPL, but they have humiliated their doubters, entertained and shown up the big spenders #lcfc26 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | What Leicester have achieved this season is simply incredible. Just for a second, imagine it was us in their position #Saintsfc29 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | 4pm - scheduled kick-off at White Hart Lane 3.45pm - #MUFC’s team bus arrives at the ground https://t.co/g6xziHJrMQ30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig However, there’s then also the frustration that for most of this season they’ve, IMO, been mediocre but utterly ruthless.32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The #MUFC bus is finally pulling up at White Hart Lane. Better late than never… https://t.co/PA0TJFnm6234 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Schalke defending like Newcastle there. Ginter had the freedom of the six yard box, 2-1!39 minutes ago |
| Celebrity Refs @CelebrityRefs | Let’s all take a moment to think about how raging Mike Dean currently is with the Man Utd team bus delaying his show. #CelebrityRefs42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig and a hilariously damning indictment on the big clubs with such a huge financial advantage and yet they’ve still all fucked itan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig Of course not. I’m in two minds about Leicester, it’s great in terms of showing that “little” clubs can compete…an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | This is where the #MUFC bus should be right now… https://t.co/uoOhhSV5lxan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | What a goal by Kagawa! Dortmund (Reserves) lead in the derbyan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 14:27:40

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LCFC move 10 points clear at the top by winning 2-0 at the Stadium of Light. Gut punch for #THFC ahead of the #MUFC match2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @td_ward A draw would be perfect for us6 minutes ago |
| Tom Allnutt @tomallnuttPA | Kick off delayed at #thfc until 1615. Man United bus stuck in traffic. #mufc20 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #THFC defender Jan Vertonghen plays for the first time in 78 days. Timothy Fosu-Mensah starts for #MUFC20 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @HanoiToon Vardy did actually say it, though. I was there26 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @HanoiToon More or less likely than Benitez saying “C’mon Toon Army!”?27 minutes ago |
| Bakary Sako @sakobakary26 | Chat sh*t get banged :joy::joy::joy: well done Vardy ! Leicester’s gonna make it :open_hands:32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Danny Drinkwater showing just why Jamie Vardy calls him “the puppet master”. Brilliant pass30 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Next up for #SaintsFC: #EFC! Tickets for next weekend’s trip to Goodison Park are on general sale. Book now: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1ktfn37 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 13:27:33

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Reece Topley (first-class average of 2.8) at number 9 for Hampshire, doesn’t say much for the perceived ability of Tomlinson or Edwards!10 minutes ago |
| Michael Caley @MC_of_A | Van Aanholt calling for handball, unaware that Premier League referees have determined Leicester players may now defend with their hands.20 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @upthesaints @BenStanners Please tell me they will be having Saints kits in the window…21 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @BenStanners @upthesaints I’ve been invited to an ;announcement’ with Ralph Krueger about an innovative sports partnership on Thursday…an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 12:27:18

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Directly involved in seven of #SaintsFC’s last eight goals, @GPelle19 is a happy man: http://sfcne.ws/GPFormNUFC https://t.co/hTaUeKw39D3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “I think it’s impossible to set the limit on just what this group could achieve in the long-term,” Pochettino says https://t.co/At28mKeMgi29 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Good to see some work has been done at the #THFC building site. About time https://t.co/WoevaH0OJ239 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Back at White Hart Lane for #THFC v #MUFC. Quite an afternoon lies in store https://t.co/rzmnosi4i4an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Oh, I see Leon Best scored the first penalty of his career last night. Suddenly having memories of that hideous night in Derby… #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Happy birthday to #SaintsFC’s Sadio Mané, who turns 24 today! :tada: https://t.co/e9F7biwDmaan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Good start to Hampshire’s season, I see…2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @FlourFairyGilly Very impressive! :birthday:#saintsfcc2 hours ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Happy birthday to #SaintsFC’s Sadio Mané, who turns 24 today! :tada: https://t.co/e9F7biwDma

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 10/04/2016

Happy birthday, @sadio.mane! The #SaintsFC man is 24 today. :tada: ( Staplewood Campus )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 10:26:10

| Fraser Forster @FraserForster | Good team performance yesterday and great to get the three points #wemarchon #SaintsFC :red_circle::white_circle::red_circle::white_circle::red_circle: https://t.co/roj6X5vIiD2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch the full post-match interview with Dušan Tadić following #SaintsFC’s win over #NUFC at St Mary’s: http://youtu.be/ZVTM098GYR07 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @paul_johnson89 Nice article mate. What’s the chances of Fury v AJ and Eubank v Saunders II on the same card?33 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @BenStanners Know what you mean but I think they were the exception rather than the rule.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 09:25:43

| Chris Rann @crstig | @BenStanners I thought our 05 team was pretty effortless to be honest. Gave up early.2 minutes ago |
| Tom @tdawks | VERY disappointed by the Darth Vader button in the lift. It should have a picture of an angry fireman on it instead. http://t.co/Hwtiae7Bj42 years ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC manager @RonaldKoeman praised the efforts of his three goalscorers against #NUFC: http://sfcne.ws/RKNUFCScorers https://t.co/kPrMf59PhX23 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/04/2016 08:25:23

| Chris Rann @crstig | #saintsfc fans, do me a favour. Please go to this link and cast a vote for little Saint Wilson G! Thanks in advance! http://microscooters.pgtb.me/sGNsV9/kgs9V?w=44287485&e=11849308824 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | There was also a 3-1 win for #SaintsFCU18s yesterday. Watch highlights from their victory over #NCFC: http://youtu.be/9UvF-xlL0Nk #saintsfc38 minutes ago |

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Victor Wanyama - (victorwanyama) on 10/04/2016

It was nice getting a win yesterday. glad getting on the scoresheet #vw12

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