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Optimus-trousers · 9 April 2016 19:21

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/04/2016 19:18:19

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | He’s back! How great was it to see@JayRodriguez99 make his return to the#SaintsFCC side today? https://t.co/pih3llgPqq22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @shoutsatcows Do you have holes in your wrists?37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @RonaldKoeman hails the win over #NUFC as a big one in the fight for Europe: http://sfcne.ws/RKEuropeNUFCH https://t.co/Kgjmh4xUxean hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 9 April 2016 19:31

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

He’s back! How great was it to see@JayRodriguez99 make his return to the#SaintsFCC side today? https://t.co/pih3llgPqq

Retweets: 41

Favourites: 153
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Optimus-trousers · 9 April 2016 20:21

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/04/2016 20:18:31

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s photo gallery time! View some stunning images from#SaintsFCC’s 3-1 win over#NUFCC:http://sfcne.ws/NUFCHGalleryehttp://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/718891311848386560/photo/1N18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Simplicity itself. #tube #london #underground #waterlooandcityline @ London Waterloo Station https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_d4_LuUPe/35 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 20:54:21

| Chris Wise @chriswisey | FT: Forest 1-2 Brighton. Significant late goal from Sidwell. Cruel on #nffc who were excellent in 2nd half but #bhafc pressurising top two.8 minutes ago |
| Adam Virgo @Adamvirgs19 | Great work with @alex_crook tonight happy to have some goals after 3 games. Las Palmas deserved 3 Pts Deportivo look so low on confidence12 minutes ago |
| Aidan Small @Aidansmall97 | Imagine if Southampton, Bournemouth and Brighton are all in the Premier League, whilst Portsmouth are down in League Two. Beautiful.13 minutes ago |
| Adam Virgo @Adamvirgs19 | What is it with Injury time goal’s at Nottingham Forest!!16 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Get in there #bhafc16 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Great second half between #Deportivo and #laspalmas on @talkSPORT2 and @Adamvirgs19 ended his draw jinx23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Skipper José Fonte was pleased #SaintsFC were able to make a swift return to winning ways: http://sfcne.ws/JFPostNUFCH https://t.co/alT9Y9Stty39 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 19:54:08

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Sutton United v Bishop’s Stortford, Vanarama National League South @ Sutton United F.C. https://www.instagram.com/p/BEEjl4OOUCC/an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to Spurs are now on sale to eligible Season Ticket holders: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n7cy

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 12
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Read more from @VirgilvDijk on his second #SaintsFC Player of the Month award of the season: http://sfcne.ws/VvDPOTMMarch https://t.co/TmtvSjwFvX

Retweets: 22

Favourites: 49
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 18:53:13

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Purchased a ticket for a home game this season? You can now secure your seat for #SaintsFC’s clash with #MCFC: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1mdvd21 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 17:52:24

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Go behind the scenes of #SaintsFC’s win against #NUFC at St Mary’s with the latest episode of #MatchdayUncovered: http://youtu.be/vu2nhQvZRZk40 minutes ago |
| Alex Smith @Alex_PJ_Smith | News of Reece Topley’s hand break while batting yesterday. It might be a month before we see him bowl for Hampshire. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/cricket/hampshire-s-topley-faces-injury-lay-off-without-bowling-a-ball-1-7323171an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Graziano Pellè - (gpelle19_official) on 11/04/2016

#serbia #holland #italia #japan #romania Favourite country? My answer is : ITALY (Surprised??) because #food #beauty #fashion #ferrari #art #monuments #pizza #beaches #coffee #wine #history #gelato #bellavita and #########???

Likes: 979
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Hear from #SaintsFC defender @VirgilvDijk after he picked up the March Player of the Month award: https://grabyo.com/g/v/V7uLSF1ftAB

Retweets: 16

Favourites: 50
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 11/04/2016

The lion of Muthawa never lets me down in the gym!!! Goal well taken by the way!!!I will stop going on about your finishing for a couple of days @victorwanyama

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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 16:50:46

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson It’s weird. The sort of story he should have been writing a year ago. Now, no fucks given by anyone.15 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The latest episode of #MatchdayUncovered is on the way! Subscribe now at http://youtube.com/southamptonfc. #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/M78qY9WpDLsan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Sammieejane There will indeed. Stay tuned! #saintsfcan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 15:40:57

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Rosedym @DanSleep93 Hi Rose. Sorry, Spurs have said the Upper must be sold first before we can start selling the Lower. #saintsfc10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It proved to be a tough weekend for #SaintsFC’s loanees. Find out how they got on in our loan round-up: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1n97338 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @m_hemsley I’m waiting. Seemingly like everyone else!an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay a year ago, @Prowsey16 and @GPelle19 scored as #SaintsFC beat #HCAFC 2-0 at St Mary’s: https://grabyo.com/g/v/rd7bn9yphFm

Retweets: 19

Favourites: 40
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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@BBCRadioSolent - BBC Radio Solent

Can we reunite the Koeman’s with their camera?@RonaldKoeman’s cousin left it on a bus over the weekend! #saintsfc https://t.co/iNhkXYqHKt

Retweets: 22

Favourites: 8
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 14:40:27

| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | Daryl Janmaat breaks two fingers by punching dressing room wall at Southampton. Bless him #Saintsfcchttp://bit.ly/1S0GN9OW32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @mrewanmurray Disappointed that wasn’t “Kind regards” an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Directly involved in seven of #SaintsFC’s last eight goals, @GPelle19 is a happy man: http://sfcne.ws/GPFormNUFC https://t.co/hTaUeKw39D

Retweets: 19

Favourites: 72
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

After @FraserForster made his 50th #SaintsFC appearance on Saturday, enjoy some of his best moments so far: https://grabyo.com/g/v/nYY7NOCkw8P

Retweets: 38

Favourites: 55
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Optimus-trousers · 11 April 2016 21:51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/04/2016 13:40:28

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @andybrassell Presumably in disgust at the ousting of G-Nev? 6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @legsidelizzy That looks seriously chilly13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @chrisreiddavis @henrywinter Dunno, reckon Lescott must be right up/down there, especially with that car tweet nonsense a few weeks ago18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @henrywinter The protest vote should go to the player they think has been the worst, that way that shirker gets all the publicity.21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Just had a flashback to #saintsfc at The Dell as Queen’s “One Vision” started playing in the office. Good times.25 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | After @FraserForster made his 50th #SaintsFC appearance on Saturday, enjoy some of his best moments so far: https://grabyo.com/g/v/nYY7NOCkw8P34 minutes ago |
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