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Chalobah, Chilwell, Edwards and the Premier League kids in the EFL Cup

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It has become almost tradition for the third round of the EFL Cup to provide Premier League clubs with the opportunity, or excuse, to blood their youngsters.

And this season was no different as Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham handed game time to some of their brightest stars.

Here’s how they got on this week…

The Gunners starlet is primarily a winger by trade but showed his defensive capabilities - as well as his searing pace - with a solid performance at right back against Nottingham Forest.

A summer signing from Bolton, Holding did not let anybody down in the heart of the Gunners’ defence and comfortably shackled former Arsenal forward Nicklas Bendtner.

The fleet-footed midfielder showed glimpses of his seemingly boundless talent and bamboozled the Forest backline on a couple of occasions, but his impressive showing went under the radar as Lucas Perez stole the headlines with a brace.

Born in Berlin to Ethiopian parents, the US youth international did not have much time to make an impression at the City Ground but was neat and tidy in possession, as you would expect.

Willock was an 83rd minute substitute in midweek and as a result did not have enough time to make a substantial impact, but the teenager is very highly regarded at the Emirates.

Another very late substitute as Wenger’s side ran out comfortable winners, Bielik was not troubled during his brief cameo in Nottingham.

Big things are expected of Cook at the Vitality Stadium but he failed to take the chance afforded to him by Eddie Howe. The former Leeds star was largely anonymous as Bournemouth crashed out of the EFL Cup to Preston.

A summer signing from Fuham and full US international, he made his debut and little impression in the 3-2 defeat.

Mousset helped swing the momentum in Bournemouth’s favour when brought on as a half-time substitute, causing Preston’s problems with his pace, close control and fearlessness.

Jordan has been at Bournemouth since he was seven years of age and replaced Tyrone Mings in extra-time at the Vitality Stadium, but his debut for Howe’s men did not go the way he would have hoped as he failed to prevent Simon Makienok from netting a late, late winner.

After four years at the club and six loan spells away, the England Under 21 international, with 31 caps to his name, finally made his first-team debut in the 4-2 win over Leicester. A dynamic, vibrant presence in midfield, he helped the Blues overturn a two-goal deficit at Leicester with his energy and ball retention.

Holgate has impressed for Everton under Ronald Koeman but did not produce a stellar performance against Norwich, who ran out 2-0 winners. His distribution was poor and his positioning was slightly muddled.

A Manchester United youth player, Weir crucially laid the ball across for Markus Henriksen to fire Hull into the last-16 of the EFL Cup. Weir was deputising at right back for the Tigers and looked uncomfortable at times.

Like Weir, Keane joined Hull in the transfer window after failing to make the grade at Manchester United and was relatively quiet against two tough defenders in the form of Bruno Martins Indl and Ryan Shawcross. Seemed to lack understanding with fellow new recruit Dieumerci Mbokani.

Chilwell showed why clubs such as Arsenal and Liverpool are interested in him with an impressive outing against Chelsea. The left back was incredibly comfortable on the ball and kept Victor Moses quiet, though he did pick up a booking late on.

Big things are expected of Grujic and he did not disappoint at the iPro stadium with a well-rounded display in his side’s 3-0 win over Derby. The Serbian was able to showcase his technical quality and looked well-suited to the rigours of English football.

Snapped up from Arsenal’s youth academy in 2014, Ejaria showed in his cameo against the Rams that he can meet Klopp’s requirements when it comes to application and pressing. The 18-year-old also gave the travelling Liverpool faithful glimpses of his technical prowess.

Another youngster to be played out of their preferred position, left back Angelino was deployed in an offensive role by Pep Guardiola. The teenager almost put City ahead early on but was largely ineffective throughout his side’s 2-1 victory over Swansea.

Signed from Villarreal in August 2015, Garcia made his debut in the 5-1 mauling at the hands of Chelsea in last season’s FA Cup but had a much better evening at the Liberty Stadium. The midfielder scored City’s second, which proved to be decisive, and also hustled and harried Swansea’s engine room vigorously.

The talented Spaniard was only afforded 10 minutes of action by Guardiola but that was all he needed to get City fans excited. Diaz was lively and energetic, if a little lightweight.

Big things are expected of Adarabioyo, but the defender did not have time to make too much of an impression as he was a stoppage-time substitute for fellow starlet Garcia.

Fosu-Mensah was sacrificed by Jose Mourinho as Manchester United struggled to overcome Northampton. The early second-half hook was not down to his performance, though, as the Dutchman went about his defensive duties capably and was rarely troubled by what the plucky minnows had to offer.

Three years since making his debut, Reed quietly impressed in the Saints midfield. The Englishman showed his footballing brain and passing range time and time again and made a compelling case to be given more Premier League action by Claude Puel.

Hesketh showed why Ronald Koeman saw fit to give him his debut at the age of 18 with a fine outing against Crystal Palace. Creative and efficient in possession, Hesketh rounded off a fine evening with the decisive second goal. Partial to a through ball, too.

Gooch joined the Black Cats from Santa Cruz Breakers and has broken into the first-team this season. His work ethic and application was not in question against Queens Park Rangers but the versatile American rarely threatened offensively.

Asoro’s pace and energy caused the Championship side plenty of problems, though he did lack composure when opportunities presented themselves.

After catching the eye of former boss Sam Allardyce, Jermain Defoe has taken the young forward under his wing. Made his debut as a substitute in the final 20 minutes but failed to make an impact at Loftus Road.

The US youth international was composed and rarely troubled as Tottenham battered lowly Gillingham into submission. Will have much sterner tests in North London but a positive outing nonetheless.

Having signed a new long-term deal at Spurs last week, the academy product impressed during his first start. Comfortable if not overly adventurous in possession, Winks showed skill and athleticism in equal measure.

The England Under 19 international scored his first goal for Tottenham and was industrious as ever in the heart of midfield. Might find it hard to become a regular at White Hart Lane this season but certainly did his chances no harm at all with a classy, confident display.

Having drawn comparisons with Lionel Messi from Mauricio Pochettino, the teenager glistened in a second-half cameo appearance and came close to scoring late on. Bamboozled the Gillingham backline with a couple of jinking runs.

Another Spurs youngster to make their first-team debut in the midweek EFL Cup tie, Walkes was a late substitute and did not have time to make a real name for himself.

After signing on a four-year deal from Sion in August, the Swiss Under 21 player impressed for West Ham, who struggled to beat Accrington Stanley. Given license to roam in the middle of midfield by Bilic, Fernandes popped up around the pitch and created openings for his team-mates on a couple of occasions.

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Premier League preview: West Ham vs Southampton

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West Ham left it late against Accrington Stanley on Wednesday as Dimitri Payet’s injury-time free kick earned Slaven Bilic’s men a 1-0 EFL Cup win at London Stadium.

The victory was a welcome relief for Bilic after the Hammers’ poor start to the season, but Claude Puel’s Southampton are unlikely to be so forgiving when they visit in Sunday’s Premier League clash.

Only Payet’s brilliance and the profligacy of Accrington meant West Ham progressed in their midweek cup clash, and they will have to make a vast improvement if they are to avoid extending their losing streak in the top flight.

Here’s what you need to know ahead of the clash, plus information of how to follow the game live on Standard Sport.

The match will take place at London Stadium, with kick-off scheduled for 4:00pm on Sunday September 25.

This match is not being televised in the UK, but you can follow all of the action live with Standard Sport’s match blog. Leave your email address below to receive an alert once our live coverage starts.

Alvaro Arbeloa and Edimilson Fernandes made their West Ham debuts against Accrington in the EFL Cup win, though it remains to be seen whether the former Spain and Real Madrid full-back or the 20-year-old Swiss midfielder will be ready for Premier League action on Sunday.

Winston Reid, Andy Carroll, Aaron Cresswell and Andre Ayew are still on the sidelines for the Hammers, and Arthur Masuaku is set to join them after he limped off late on against Accrington - a situation which left the Hammers finishing the game with 10 men after Bilic had used all three subs.

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Chalobah, Chilwell, Edwards and the Premier League kids in the EFL Cup

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It has become almost tradition for the third round of the EFL Cup to provide Premier League clubs with the opportunity, or excuse, to blood their youngsters.

And this season was no different as Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham handed game time to some of their brightest stars.

Here’s how they got on this week…

The Gunners starlet is primarily a winger by trade but showed his defensive capabilities - as well as his searing pace - with a solid performance at right back against Nottingham Forest.

A summer signing from Bolton, Holding did not let anybody down in the heart of the Gunners’ defence and comfortably shackled former Arsenal forward Nicklas Bendtner.

The fleet-footed midfielder showed glimpses of his seemingly boundless talent and bamboozled the Forest backline on a couple of occasions, but his impressive showing went under the radar as Lucas Perez stole the headlines with a brace.

Born in Berlin to Ethiopian parents, the US youth international did not have much time to make an impression at the City Ground but was neat and tidy in possession, as you would expect.

Willock was an 83rd minute substitute in midweek and as a result did not have enough time to make a substantial impact, but the teenager is very highly regarded at the Emirates.

Another very late substitute as Wenger’s side ran out comfortable winners, Bielik was not troubled during his brief cameo in Nottingham.

Big things are expected of Cook at the Vitality Stadium but he failed to take the chance afforded to him by Eddie Howe. The former Leeds star was largely anonymous as Bournemouth crashed out of the EFL Cup to Preston.

A summer signing from Fuham and full US international, he made his debut and little impression in the 3-2 defeat.

Mousset helped swing the momentum in Bournemouth’s favour when brought on as a half-time substitute, causing Preston’s problems with his pace, close control and fearlessness.

Jordan has been at Bournemouth since he was seven years of age and replaced Tyrone Mings in extra-time at the Vitality Stadium, but his debut for Howe’s men did not go the way he would have hoped as he failed to prevent Simon Makienok from netting a late, late winner.

After four years at the club and six loan spells away, the England Under 21 international, with 31 caps to his name, finally made his first-team debut in the 4-2 win over Leicester. A dynamic, vibrant presence in midfield, he helped the Blues overturn a two-goal deficit at Leicester with his energy and ball retention.

Holgate has impressed for Everton under Ronald Koeman but did not produce a stellar performance against Norwich, who ran out 2-0 winners. His distribution was poor and his positioning was slightly muddled.

A Manchester United youth player, Weir crucially laid the ball across for Markus Henriksen to fire Hull into the last-16 of the EFL Cup. Weir was deputising at right back for the Tigers and looked uncomfortable at times.

Like Weir, Keane joined Hull in the transfer window after failing to make the grade at Manchester United and was relatively quiet against two tough defenders in the form of Bruno Martins Indl and Ryan Shawcross. Seemed to lack understanding with fellow new recruit Dieumerci Mbokani.

Chilwell showed why clubs such as Arsenal and Liverpool are interested in him with an impressive outing against Chelsea. The left back was incredibly comfortable on the ball and kept Victor Moses quiet, though he did pick up a booking late on.

Big things are expected of Grujic and he did not disappoint at the iPro stadium with a well-rounded display in his side’s 3-0 win over Derby. The Serbian was able to showcase his technical quality and looked well-suited to the rigours of English football.

Snapped up from Arsenal’s youth academy in 2014, Ejaria showed in his cameo against the Rams that he can meet Klopp’s requirements when it comes to application and pressing. The 18-year-old also gave the travelling Liverpool faithful glimpses of his technical prowess.

Another youngster to be played out of their preferred position, left back Angelino was deployed in an offensive role by Pep Guardiola. The teenager almost put City ahead early on but was largely ineffective throughout his side’s 2-1 victory over Swansea.

Signed from Villarreal in August 2015, Garcia made his debut in the 5-1 mauling at the hands of Chelsea in last season’s FA Cup but had a much better evening at the Liberty Stadium. The midfielder scored City’s second, which proved to be decisive, and also hustled and harried Swansea’s engine room vigorously.

The talented Spaniard was only afforded 10 minutes of action by Guardiola but that was all he needed to get City fans excited. Diaz was lively and energetic, if a little lightweight.

Big things are expected of Adarabioyo, but the defender did not have time to make too much of an impression as he was a stoppage-time substitute for fellow starlet Garcia.

Fosu-Mensah was sacrificed by Jose Mourinho as Manchester United struggled to overcome Northampton. The early second-half hook was not down to his performance, though, as the Dutchman went about his defensive duties capably and was rarely troubled by what the plucky minnows had to offer.

Three years since making his debut, Reed quietly impressed in the Saints midfield. The Englishman showed his footballing brain and passing range time and time again and made a compelling case to be given more Premier League action by Claude Puel.

Hesketh showed why Ronald Koeman saw fit to give him his debut at the age of 18 with a fine outing against Crystal Palace. Creative and efficient in possession, Hesketh rounded off a fine evening with the decisive second goal. Partial to a through ball, too.

Gooch joined the Black Cats from Santa Cruz Breakers and has broken into the first-team this season. His work ethic and application was not in question against Queens Park Rangers but the versatile American rarely threatened offensively.

Asoro’s pace and energy caused the Championship side plenty of problems, though he did lack composure when opportunities presented themselves.

After catching the eye of former boss Sam Allardyce, Jermain Defoe has taken the young forward under his wing. Made his debut as a substitute in the final 20 minutes but failed to make an impact at Loftus Road.

The US youth international was composed and rarely troubled as Tottenham battered lowly Gillingham into submission. Will have much sterner tests in North London but a positive outing nonetheless.

Having signed a new long-term deal at Spurs last week, the academy product impressed during his first start. Comfortable if not overly adventurous in possession, Winks showed skill and athleticism in equal measure.

The England Under 19 international scored his first goal for Tottenham and was industrious as ever in the heart of midfield. Might find it hard to become a regular at White Hart Lane this season but certainly did his chances no harm at all with a classy, confident display.

Having drawn comparisons with Lionel Messi from Mauricio Pochettino, the teenager glistened in a second-half cameo appearance and came close to scoring late on. Bamboozled the Gillingham backline with a couple of jinking runs.

Another Spurs youngster to make their first-team debut in the midweek EFL Cup tie, Walkes was a late substitute and did not have time to make a real name for himself.

After signing on a four-year deal from Sion in August, the Swiss Under 21 player impressed for West Ham, who struggled to beat Accrington Stanley. Given license to roam in the middle of midfield by Bilic, Fernandes popped up around the pitch and created openings for his team-mates on a couple of occasions.

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Which Premier League squad speaks the most languages? You won’t believe who tops the list

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An unlikely side tops the table as 11 different languages are spoken within its ranks.

Spanish is most commonly spoken in the Premier League, after English, and Everton star Romelu Lukaku is the most multilingual player in the league.

The Toffees striker speaks Dutch, French, Spanish, Portuguese, English as well as Congolese Swahili.

But is that enough to put the Merseyside club on top?

Check out our gallery above for more.

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Odds on the first Premier League manager to be sacked – every boss ranked on their chances of being given the boot first this season

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Some managers may already be nervous over their future in the Premier League.

Despite being only five games into the new season, a handful of coaches could be made to pay for a woeful start to the term.

And with owners in England’s top flight renown for their ruthlessness, unafraid of ditching even newly-appointed bosses after just a few disappointing results, the pressure is on.

Is Francesco Guidolin a ‘dead man walking’ at Swansea City, as reports claim? Is Slaven Bilic already walking a tightrope at West Ham United? Will Mark Hughes be given time to turn Stoke City’s alarming form around?

FORGET GIGGS! SWANSEA SHOULD STICK WITH FRANCESCO GUIDOLIN, SAYS JOHN HARTSON

talkSPORT, with this in mind, has taken a look at who the bookies’ believe is the favourite to be sacked first this season.

Check out each Premier League manager’s odds of being the first to be given the boot in the 2016/17 campaign by viewing the slideshow above.

*Odds calculated as an average based on leading bookmakers’ odds on 22 September 2016.

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Southampton boss Claude Puel happy to compete on multiple fronts

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Claude Puel remains confident Southampton can continue to juggle an EFL Cup run with their Premier League and Europa League ambitions.

The Saints’ 2-0 defeat of Crystal Palace on Wednesday ensured their progress to the competition’s fourth round, where they will host Sunderland, and added at least one further fixture to an already busy schedule.

Three victories in the past week have been notable not only for the fact they were the first of Puel’s reign as manager. He also rotated his team across the three competitions, highlighting the strength in depth from which he can take confidence.

Charlie Austin scored again on Wednesday having not made the starting XI against Swansea on Sunday, while Jake Hesketh scored his first senior goal on his first appearance since December 2014.

Speaking to Southampton’s official club website about his increasing options, Puel said: "It’s very interesting for the players and this squad.

"If my players keep this very good attitude and spirit, and we can move the team around to keep our energy, this bodes very well for the future.

"All the players played a very good game, with quality on the ground and many chances.

"We gave game time to other players like Harrison Reed, and Hesketh. It’s important for us to improve all these young players.

"It gives many possibilities and answers for the future. We will see in the future. It’s important to continue and to play all these competitions.

“Now we must focus and go to play West Ham [next in the Premier League], which is a very difficult game.”

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West Ham vs Southampton - what time is the match, what TV channel is it on and what are the odds?

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Premier League Preview Show

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Has the new manager bounce worn off for Jose Mourinho at Manchester United already? The former United, Portsmouth & Southampton midfielder Alan McLoughlin asks what United fans were expecting!

Also, can West Ham’s leaky defence hold firm against the Saints at the London Stadium on Sunday?

Chelsea bounced back from their first loss of the season with an EFL Cup win at Leicester. Now, the former Blues defender Michael Duberry is calling for better defending from Antonio Conte’s side and a recall to the starting line-up for Cesc Fabregas.

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