Sir Brexit is going to be horrified when I tell him, he’ll probably sack a butler in rage.
A great effort by all and a particular thanks to the poster formerly known as Gay Abandon for donating his moniker (the poor lass).
The voting stands at:
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Nympho Helpline (1 vote so far)
Paps official ball cleaner
Slack Alice (1 vote so far)
Andy Stitzer
Mike Rotch
Seymour Butz
Bea O’Problem
Mewling Quim
Big Jim Slade
Louis van Gall’s Winsome Smile
Bletch’s Bitch
Chutney Ferret (5 votes so far)-top work PhilippineSaint!
Gay of Thrones (1 vote so far)
Slipping Up The Slippery Pole
A Shlong for Europe (4 votes so far)
+CB Saint owed one vote*
Current charity fund total: £1065 +£207.46 gift aid= £1272.46
So with a mere 3 hours to go for Rallyboy to confirm a (legal) nomination, the current leader is Chutney Ferret.
Will RB make it in time?
We all know ferrets win the race and as trousers is on the other site he is not going to get lost.
When you inroduce yourself at forum events or new posters puzzle at your name, just think of the charity…
Offensive on two levels, easy to shorten, it has everything.
Fratton Fluffer.
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The Chutney Ferret respectfully requests that Fratton Fluffer does not get turned by his new name and wishes him/her well for the season.
I’m sure FF appreciates the support of Chutney Ferret, who should also know that the theme of ferretting for chutney and the other homo-erotic suggestions in other nominations were taken as a guide to bring us to this happy ending.
Does Fluff approve? I think it has a certain (moist) ring to it.
When I was 8 I was bitten on the wrist by one of Owen Bottrel’s ferrets.
Had to have tetanus injection and I’ve still got the scar.
While I’m here, Fratton Fluffer is bollocks. You had an open goal and went for that?
Art imitating life?
Either way he’ll always be Bletch’s Bitch to me.
Having led a rather sheltered life I’ve had to Google the preferred username. I was quite pleased to find it has a rather chalming definition…
“a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory”
Ahhh…sweet. 
Will he have to change his picture to one that contains TCWTB as well as himself Fluffing
There were so many disgusting ideas to choose from I had to rein myself in - you don’t want to see the list that even I deemed too offensive…
TCWTB was on the list!
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Chutney Ferret
Didn’t this count as a vote then?
Sorry CB! Missed that.
Updated:
BOOB REDUCTION SURGERY
Nympho Helpline (1 vote so far)
Paps official ball cleaner
Slack Alice (1 vote so far)
Andy Stitzer
Mike Rotch
Seymour Butz
Bea O’Problem
Mewling Quim
Big Jim Slade
Louis van Gall’s Winsome Smile
Bletch’s Bitch
Chutney Ferret (6 votes so far)-top work PhilippineSaint!
Gay of Thrones (1 vote so far)
Slipping Up The Slippery Pole
A Shlong for Europe (4 votes so far)
Will RB bow to people pressure? Will anyone bribe me?
50 minutes to go.
I’m quite happy for people to outbid FF.
As for people pressure…nah, I’ve met the general public before thanks.
Popping out soon so I look forward to seeing the result later.
15 more votes needed for Chutney Ferret to oust Fratton Fluffer!
The Chutney Ferret has just recieved 16 votes that were found under the table hidden by the official returning officer earlier.
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Bloody hell - top work Phil
8 minutes to go and Chutney Ferret has come from the rear with a spurt.
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And the winner is…