Dramatic pause
Final voting table:
BOOB REDUCTION SURGERY
Nympho Helpline (1 vote so far)
Paps official ball cleaner
Slack Alice (1 vote so far)
Andy Stitzer
Mike Rotch
Seymour Butz
Bea O’Problem
Mewling Quim
Big Jim Slade
Louis van Gall’s Winsome Smile
Bletch’s Bitch
Chutney Ferret (22 votes so far)-top work PhilippineSaint!
Gay of Thrones (1 vote so far)
Slipping Up The Slippery Pole
A Shlong for Europe (4 votes so far)
Fratton Fluffer (20 votes)
Chutney Ferret secures the most votes!
Total raised so far: £1145 + £207.46 gift aid = £1352.46
Outstanding work from everyone and in particular by the poster formerly known as Gay Abandon, PhilippineSaint and Rallyboy. You are all gentlemen.
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Woohoo!
The Chutney Ferret takes the first win of the season
Hopefully followed by Saints against Watford.
COYS
He’ll always be gay to me.
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I think I should point out that we do already have a member called Maurice Chutney.
…and he’s a lawyer.
Corrupt cunts! I
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Here’s looking forward to a nice sensible name for the 2017/2018 season… 
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One doesn’t like to request a recount…but I’m curious about the maths?..
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Its like the Brexit vote RB… we have been royally fucked… (effectively bent over the barrel and shafted sideways with cucumber) but at least this time it was for a good cause. so in true remainer style; ‘‘suck it up and live with it…’’ 
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1st nomination for next year:
Euro Trash
Have you stuck a tenner in to make it official or are you all post and no donation? 
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Have you set up a page for next year already? Happy to be the first to donate.
Get to it Chutney Ferret / soon to be known as Euro Trash…
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Admirable spirit Cobham, but the the Goat is master of the donation page so think you can jsut add it to the current page as will be for the same charity I think…Goaty?
What we have a year or near enough as dammit to think up something that will traumatise you and the kits for another cycle.
It will be a long and hard struggle to find something worthy of you.
Saddle Sniffer?
Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Here’s looking forward to a nice sensible name for the 2017/2018 season…
What we have a year or near enough as dammit to think up something that will traumatise you and the kits for another cycle.
It will be a long and hard struggle to find something worthy of you.
Saddle Sniffer?
Me or him?
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Here’s looking forward to a nice sensible name for the 2017/2018 season…
What we have a year or near enough as dammit to think up something that will traumatise you and the kits for another cycle.
It will be a long and hard struggle to find something worthy of you.
Saddle Sniffer?
Me or him?
Either will do.
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Good skills, all. I’m still in a state of shock that Philippine was prepared to pay so much dough to get his Chutney Ferret.
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As stated earlier the ferret will always win. but you never know what you are going to get with a chutney ferret sometimes its bitter and sometimes its sweet so best to accept that at sometime in your life you will be involved with one.