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This ferret is wearing red and white but the stripes are wrong… stupid cunt
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A Band Agony
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I like what you did there
Come on you stingy boys and girls, dont let rallyboy buy the election 
Vote or the cute ferret gets put in the mincer (would make a great euphemism, but it aint one)
I’m torn between Unelectable Jeremy and something offensive about Brexit…
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I would just like to point out that the list of names to choose from is on the previous page.
Surely you cant deny the biggest donor a late entry? hang on, did I not make the rules?
The level of curruptionis outrageous, but cunningly designed to fleece papswebites of £5 … come on , only 1 hour and 51 minutes left
RB is yet to cast a/several vote(s).
Will a late entry snatch the prize?
The tension is mounting.
Its really in’t…
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Originally posted by @Goatboy
RB is yet to cast a/several vote(s).
Will a late entry snatch the prize?
The tension is mounting.
Its really in’t…
I just wanted to get ‘snatch’ and ‘mounting’ into the same post.
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48 minutes left folks 
Are you advising that I cannot enter a nomination, even though the contest is still open?
Is this the Labour Party?
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4 votes for the Chutney ferret have just arrived.
Given your corrupt practices…er mean gererosity, you can enter as many names as you like … I am the rule maker - Goaty is just admin… Just get on with it man!
To recognise the recent discord on some threads I was tempted to put my block vote behind something insulting Corbyn, but one man has to live with this name for a year and it would look silly if we had a change of government and Jeremy was PM and doing nicely.
That would be unfair and would be a cheap joke at Pap’s expense.
But you can be sure that we will still be ploughing our way through post-referendum issues during 2017 so I would like to offer something that will still be topical.
He’s a disgraced former UKIP candidate who is now helping Boris form policy on international trade deals and explaining to him how banking actually works - remember his name, the future of your children is in his hands.
The RB union is giving it’s full support to…
Sir Brexit Clusterfuck.
Who is acting returning officer on this rigged vote then?
Who did Colin the Dachshund vote for?
Well that was much less exciting than I had hoped - I suspect Friday was a bad day for such an election - given Papswebites were probably out on the piss…
In true election form, this has been riggged by Rally through his £110 donantion gatting 21 votes and so blowing off all the electortate in one foul swoop… which is no mean feat I can tell you.
There is however one small problem.
RB has broken the rules about sweary words in the name which are detailed on a previois page, which I cant be arsed finding right now.
Therefore: Sir Brexit Clusterfuck is sadly disqualified.
However, it would be unfair to fail to acknolwledge the fantastic contribution all those who have nominated names and who have voted in this shitty example of democracy because by my calculation this exerisemust have contributed about £300 towards the Southampton Hospitals - Fucking good show boys and girls!
…and given RB made such a generous donation, As returning officer for the papsweb constituency **I hearby declare RB has until 12noon this Saturday 15 August to make a modification and rename Gay. **
Should RB fail to comply, some new rule will be invented by me this afternoon (as I am out most of the day). I will then inform the Papsmaster General to make the appropriate technical changes
**Seriously, to all thsoe who took part- thanks for being good sports and making donations to such a good cause - great stuff ** 
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