Donated.
The name I would like to put forward is…
Chutney Ferret
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You could add that to the words not used anymore thread along with “Peanut weasel”
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Gentlemen of the Jury. As you know, I am known to be rather liberal of tongue and mind and will galdly accept even the most challenging of names in the interests of the charitable desires and ambitions of the Goat.
However, we do have a diverse memebership and also there are certain practical considerations re certain names. I also have two conditions that are non negotiable. If you have already donated a tenner and your nomination is in breach of these rules, I will gladly refund you or you can have have an extra vote/free additional nomination, but I will not accept a name that:
a) contains any reference to religion - as an atheist, it would not normally bother me, but on a publically readable site, the only offence I wish to cause is in reasoned debate, not by a name that I cant defend
b) Sweary words - includung the cock sucker above. This is less about my sensitivities and more that others may get the wrong impression about the quality of debate and discussion on papsweb. I swear like the cunt I am when it is appropriate, but in the name, its perhaps not?
Thank you for abiding by these simple rules. Have fun cock suckers!
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Bea O’Problem FTW!
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Any one of
Jimmy Saville
Jimmy Saville was innocent
or
I love Jimmy Saville
Whichever GA is more uncomfortable with
Donation made 
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My donation is with my Burger Bill.
HTH
Actually, that’s a better name than Ben Dover that I would have proposed if I wasn’t doing a runner again
Whilst I had a small chuckle to myself on this… I would need to veto on grounds of taste. I would add in a rule above about Paedo references. Sorry Sussex
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No problem we’ll go with…
Bacterial Vaginitis instead then
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Sooo…“Louis van Gall’s Winsome Smile” it is then. 
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Many thanks Soggy!
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Well given the amount of shite I ‘discharge’., could be quite appropriate.
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If its only white discharge thats racist 
Nah its grey frothy and a has a fishy whiff.
Looks like I’m owed another go as muslim paedo speedcamera is out as well ( fucks sake with the rules this place is getting more like steve web every day) Its hardly as if anyone is sensitive about mocking religions FFS , sure they can all take a joke or a cartoon.
How about ‘Mewling Quim’ - if it made it into a 12 movie then it should be ok as a forum name.
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Calling hypochondriac and PhilippineSaint!
Would you like to offer alternative suggestions as Gay’s (very understandable) criteria will rule out Piss Flaps and Suck my Cock.
Good Lord I hope I never have to explain this to anyone.
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There was me expecting some intelectual mountain - a stagering tower of smart, eloquent funny nominations - I can only assume that given the high IQ of the average Papsweb member, that most are simply too embarrased to share their high brow wit and resort to hiding their collosal intellect behind the lowest common denomantor of simple lavatory and playground humour.
Was I expecting too much? 
Dont be shy boys and girls to share your elite thinking!
I can only imagine that my own nomination was too obscure for some people…
Nope… but presumptuous 
Twat
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
There was me expecting some intelectual mountain - a stagering tower of smart, eloquent funny nominations - I can only assume that given the high IQ of the average Papsweb member, that most are simply too embarrased to share their high brow wit and resort to hiding their collosal intellect behind the lowest common denomantor of simple lavatory and playground humour.
Was I expecting too much?
Dont be shy boys and girls to share your elite thinking!
I can only imagine that my own nomination was too obscure for some people…
Nope… but presumptuous
Sorry, I didn’t realise you were younger than 40!!
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