BT going in low with the old virgin gag… 
I may have been married 20 years this year, but I can still remember what it was like to have sex… albeit the memory is fading… 
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Well as Suck my cock is out I will have to nominate
Slack Alice
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See, now I feel bad for all the purile shit. I feel your pain brother.
Oh and as a heads up the excuse ’ Its been so long darling I thought I’d google it to see if I was remembering right’ does not tend to be met a smile.
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Excuse me. I’ve not only kept it decent. I’ve set you up to save abruptly terminated sexual sessions everywhere!
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Why don’t we call you the same as everyone else does; cunt.
Would get confusing on here if everyone who was a cunt was called cunt… although suppose if all them vote ups were added together a cunt would be top of the leaderboard…
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May I change Bacterial Vaginitis to ‘Gay of Thrones’ please and ask you keep the same Avatar ?
Also
Bump as new members may wish to join in and give money to the kids
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Can someone nominate “The Pampers Poster Boy”, please? I feel developments since this warrant it 
I’ve already chucked in 3 for names.
By way of explanation to new members - I sort of whore my name each season to add a few quid to the Hospital Charity that Goatboy is raising funds for. Rules are simple, you donate £10 and can nominate a new name. That also includes one vote. Additional votes/votes can be purchased at £5 a pop so in theory you can rig it, which whilst not strictly ethical, is morally acceptable given it means more cash raised for the kids. 
Goaty will be along with the link and I think he is keeing tabs on the nominations to date. Voting will take place in late July.
£5 a vote - might sound steep, but hey its helping kids in hospital and not funding Curry 
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just a quick note, if you do donate, goatboy said pls can you stop leaving messages on his justgiving page saying things like, “tks for the pics, Sexiest 8yo ever. Would use again A++++ ebayer.” because it is causing him Some Embarrassment
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That was Gay Highland Saint having hacked my log in…
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Updated list of suggested names for Gay Abandon:
Suggested and donated so far:
BOOB REDUCTION SURGERY
Nympho Helpline
Piss Flaps -(free go for hypo as this falls foul of rules)
Paps official ball cleaner
Slack Alice
Andy Stitzer
Mike Rotch
Seymour Butz
Bea O’Problem
Mewling Quim
Big Jim Slade
Louis van Gall’s Winsome Smile
Bletch’s Bitch
Chutney Ferret
Gay of Thrones
Slipping Up The Slippery Pole (Many thanks BTripz)
A Shlong for Europe
Please make all donations to:
Total raised so far: £795
Target (by 25th July): £1000
Good work everyone
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Donation to good cause made, and I’m so blindingly optimistic he will sign a new contract I’m going to put forward ‘A Shlong for Europe’. I think it meets the criteria of being Saints and Europe related, plus it can be a bit rude if you want it to be.
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Many thanks gavstar! I will add it to the list above.
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I still think “cunt” is the best option.
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Being a bit VFFT there Flahute? Once was funny, twice and not sure who is the bigger one? 
Updated list of suggested names for Gay Abandon:
Suggested and donated so far:
BOOB REDUCTION SURGERY -Bearsy
Nympho Helpline -Goatboy
Piss Flaps -(free go for hypo as this falls foul of rules TBC)
Paps official ball cleaner -PhilippineSaint
Slack Alice -PhilippineSaint
Andy Stitzer -BTripz
Mike Rotch -KRG
Seymour Butz -KRG
Bea O’Problem -KRG
The Pampers Poster Boy -KRG (many thanks KRG for consistently donating this year. Top work mate).
Mewling Quim -SussexSaint
Big Jim Slade -pap
Louis van Gall’s Winsome Smile -lifeintheslowlane
Bletch’s Bitch -Fowllyd
Chutney Ferret -Sadoldgit
Gay of Thrones -SussexSaint
Slipping Up The Slippery Pole -BTripz
A Shlong for Europe -gavstar
Please make all donations to:
Total raised so far: £865
Target (by 25th July): £1000
NB: I mentioned on the Giving Is Saintly thread that the appeal ends on the 17th but I just had a brain fart. It is in fact the 25th as stated here.
Plenty of time to raise the £135 to achieve target!
PS: in addition to needing an alternative name suggestion from hypo, we have also recently received donations from CaptainTim, KRG (again) and pap (again) so if you three have any particularly ridiculous suggestions, crack on
Good work everyone!
Quick recap of the rules:
donation if £10 means a nominated name + 1 vote
so to KRG he gets 4 votes
nominations have now closed but every £5 you donate gives you 1 vote - this enables a vote rigging for very generous donations for the kids in hospital - indeed I may have to nobble the vote myself tactically once I see which direction rings are going in!
Suggest that we open voting from 9am 14 July - vote by posting
your vote will only count if you donated a minimum of £5 - voting will close at midnight on Saturday night - with Goaty staying up all night to validate the results and confirm donations - new name to be announced on Sunday 17th … Unless we are short of the target and keep it open a bit more