That would be Paps Rimmer
That has more ring in it 
In a vain attempt to get the Daily Mail readers here for balance or perhaps their education I’d suggest
Muslim Paedo Speedcamera for the new name
Donation has been made 
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Many thanks Ss
Donated.
My choice is already known.
Bastards
Is that a suggestion?
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Donated…suggested name…“Louis van Gall’s Winsome Smile”…ahhhh, nice.
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Update:
Suggested and donated so far:
BOOB REDUCTION SURGERY
Nympho Helpline
Piss Flaps
Paps official ball cleaner
Slack Alice
Andy Stitzer
Mike Rotch
Seymour Butz
Bea O’Problem
Mewling Quim
Big Jim Slade
Louis van Gall’s Winsome Smile
Bletch’s Bitch
Chutney Ferret
Bacterial Vaginitis
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£120 ? Seriously? top quality repsonse from you bastards - either you love the kids loads or you think I’m a cunt who deserves and cuntish name, Either way top donating! I love you all. 
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Agreed. Top work all.
Charity fund currently stands at £740
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Brewdog - The best brewery in the world.
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I think we need something both suitably insulting but also alliterative. I like alliteration, as my own user name so clearly indicates.
Anyway, I had a couple of thoughts - Lallana’s Lips maybe, or Pochettino’s Panties. But there’s just not enough humiliation there. So, sticking with the alliteration, my suggestion:
Bletch’s Bitch
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Thanks for the donation Fowllyd
Could backfire this one though Bletchy…
Is it still an insult if it’s true?
Isn’t that, like, just a fact?
In your dreams
Umbraco
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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
either you love the kids loads or you think I’m a cunt who deserves and cuntish name
these two things are not mutually exclusive.
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That’s an interesting point. The best I can come up with by way of answer is to suggest that, were I to call you Cuntface, you’d probably still feel insulted.
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It’s my lips, isn’t it?
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